[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[kaity--did]

My daughter has decided that our cat has to pick her cereal for her in the morning now. Why?? "He knows what I like"

[kaity--did]

To answer some questions

- Penny eats breakfast with Sherbie Cat every morning, she sits at our like kitchen island thing and he is under the lil table thing

- he does in fact pick her cereal. We hold our two containers and he headbutts one

-Penny respects whatever he picks that day.

[kaity--did]

I do need you all to envision a very tall bearded man (my husband) dressed in a full suit, ready to go be a lawyer in a literal court of law, holding two boxes of nearly identical (to a cat) cereal in front of an 11 pound orange menace, begging him to head butt one so we can move forward with our morning.

[kaity--did]

The menace himself searching for snacks

[kaity--did]

Shocking update today folks. Penny had informed us that Sherbie Cat is actually ALSO a lawyer.

[ghxsttowns]

Doing some research on a couple of specimens

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

-The Canada Geese by the Costco

[m-eltdown]

my phone: *rings* me: absolutely not

[imightjustbegone-deactivated201]

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

[trans4trans]

coufd you not take your meds more often. your posting today rocks

anything for my followers

[shesnake]

hello august you piece of shit

[wizardarchetypes]

really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts

[communistkenobi]

It’s been so long since they made a sea-based Zelda game they need to get back on that. Like they’ve done two sky ones already they need make another water one

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[bitchboynasty]

Absolutely true

[tinydragontori]

you are so right

[shutyourmoustache]

Love how you can feel his sanity slipping away…

[udntnome]

This is a classic fucking prank type

[painteddragonstudios]

"The Installation"

Just finished a new piece! 😁 I'm so proud of this one. Halo has been one of my favorite games for many many years, and so I felt it was time to paint a scene with both Master Chief and Cortana looking out over a landscape.

[sacred-portal]

[dappergamelord]

okay ill bite. who is joe biden