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not sure why i rewrote the copy on the men’s clothing section of the uniqlo website, but i did it. the words are different now.
and here’s one that didn’t fit in the photo set:
i almost made the mistake of scrolling past this
I was certain this was Clickhole
i thought this was a mcelroy joint
This is a holy video. Reblog it to be free of any curses and/or to have a nice video on your blog
i wonder what this 200 year old salamander thinks about
Nutrients
Minerals
Thank you, Bruce. <3
@ashbuttlives
Bob’s Burgers — Season 3 {Sentence Starters}
“Fine! I don’t wanna play your dumb little game anyway.”
“We didn’t know it was the best idea until the other ideas turned out to be terrible.”
“We all said things we didn’t mean.”
“You did not mean that. It sounded very insincere as I remember.”
“If it’s our best idea, why did we leave it for last?”
“I wanna slap it. I just wanna slap his hideous, beautiful face!”
“That’s what I love about you. All your sad stories.”
“We’ll have to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?”
“You should know when you hold hands with me, you’re holding hands with everything I’ve ever eaten.”
“It’s like a huge miniature golf course!”
“Your ass is grass. And I’m gonna mow it.”
“No one’s in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.”
“Why are we watching a movie with a fake shark when we could be out watching the real fake shark?”
“Great. Now my candy tastes like guilt.”
“Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go.”
“I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
“You don’t want to mess with _____. She’ll wear down your self-esteem over a period of years.
“Oh my God, I ruined the car!”
“If you think about it, any box could have vibrators in it.”
“My life is more difficult than anyone else’s on the planet, and yes I’m including starving children, so don’t ask!”
And I still mourn the person I could’ve been; that gullible child that never grew quite right.
does anyone know where unrealized versions of yourself go once they’ve been killed?
(✯)
Plants in glass and pots, Eugène’s thing.
we all know the Ancient Greeks were super gay, like maximum gay, but do you really know exactly how gay?
the god Poseidon loved another sea (demi)god named Nerites so much that from their love sprung Anteros, god of reciprocated love.
they were so gay and in love they had a magic child that embodied love
the salty af munday meme
Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.
☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
♚ How many people don't like you?
⚜ How many people do you not like?
✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?
☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
☼ How long do you stay mad?
☀ What's your rp pet peeve?
☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?
☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?
☢ What fads/trends are you so over?
☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?
❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?
✿ What do you think about public call out posts?
✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?
✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
❦ Has someone been jealous of you?
❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?
❣ How salty are you feeling right now?
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Don’t talk to me or my 3 screaming sons ever again
Supernatural — Season 8 {Sentence Starters}
“I know it’s hard to believe, but I haven’t always been this cute and cuddly.”
“Maybe you should try Plan D for ‘dumbass’.”
“People like us, we don’t get a home, you know. We don’t get family.”
“What happens when you’ve decided I can’t be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me?”
“It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I’m begging you.”
“I am evil, after all. At least I’ve had that much to keep me cold at night.”
“Because it’s what I do, and buddy, I’m the best.”
“I was gonna say you look like you’ve seen a ghost, but you’d probably be stoked.”
“Well kids, don’t try this at home.”
“You say it and I will kill you, your children and your grandchildren!”
“Hold on, hold on! You seriously think that?”
“Don’t you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!”
“I was gonna say you look like you’ve seen a ghost, but you’d probably be stoked.”
“I don’t think you pronounced that correctly.”
“Oh, my god, these guys are psychopaths.”
“You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down.”
“What do you want me to say? That I’ve made mistakes? I’ve made mistakes.”
“Memory foam. It remembers me.”
“Yeah, I might have lied. But I never once betrayed you. I never once left you to die.”
“Stop the sullen emo crap.”
“Every relationship I have ever had has gone to crap at some point.”
“Easy there. Okay. Just take it easy. We got a slight change of plan.”
STAY. HYDRATED.
DRINK WATER. I MEAN IT. DRINK WATER. NOT COKE. NOT SPRITE. NOT SOME OTHER CARBONATED DRINK.
WATER IS WHAT YOUR BODY NEEDS.
And put on some sunblock and a hat. Skin cancer y’all. Skin cancer is real.
TONS more info – including about her movie (yes, she has a movie) – to be found at the main site entry or behind the cut. Please click through.
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you will not regret reading all of this.
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Dude omg this is so fucking cool
Children Sentence Starters
Found off here {x}
“"I’m being haive!“
“I’m not an oxymoron!”
“I’m glad I’m finally eight. This is the oldest I’ve ever been in my entire life!”
“Why don’t you get some expensive money?”
“I have a rock in my nose.”
“There’s no one in there.”
“Quiet!”
“If I was a raccoon I would eat the farmer’s corpse.”
“Daddy, did your hair slip?”
“How will that help?”
“They didn’t see it – it was all cut off!”
“Tell me when you’re asleep, ok?”
“I had a fraction in my neck and had to go to the hospital for a long time.”
“Well you’re old, and you’re not dead.”
“Don’t kid me, Mom, I know they’re my feet.”
“Mommy, you said it would be a shot; instead it was a needle!”
“How do you put make up on your mind?”
“I wish someone we knew would die so we could leave them flowers.”
“And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email.”
“Watch out, Daddy. Mommy’s got her eye on you!”
“I didn’t look much – I’ve only got little eyes!”
"When you were my age, you was just a baby!” “
Why don’t they just do what they did in 1899?”
“Daddy doesn’t like that man, does he?”
Send me ‘🎶’ and I’ll write a starter for our muses based on the next song on my playlist.
