You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine
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You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine
ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from?
TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names?
ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name?
TIME TRAVELER: my name's LIV
ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
This is exactly what happens in my brain all the time.
Apollo 11 blasts off from Cape Canaveral, July 16, 1969.
I love this stupid animal.
Mum:hey -
Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now
My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.
It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”
im the sexiest bitch in this secret government containment facility
my last two brain cells
there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”
A sound purchase from my local Goodwill.
the look of tormented desperation on the whales face really makes it
save the whales from the giant parasitic babies
a collection of tweets, part 19
(the series)
I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now