I need to sort out my priorities

[car-crashearts]

@winchester101 @thomfotografia @oohlalaimustbeinlove @andro-ginny @wonderponies @dragons-play-quidditch 

OK GOOD

[car-crashearts]

@bradburyblake @murderscne @shutthefuckupcas @glitteryda1sies @spocksgay @crunchynut @rangosauro @salwa-el @laaaaaaaara @wisegirl82 @found-the-cure-to-growing-older @allinmyheadendedupinmyheart @thesheepingrovepark @andhoney-youshouldseemeinacrown @carry-on-my-wayward-nun @iamafrayedknot-blog @do-me-at-six-blog @absentloverthings @punk-kin-queen @chasingconfetti 

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[car-crashearts]

@hispanic-superman @isingwhileipee @alinewithoutahook @spencetaylorlive @wibbly-wobbly-sherlocky-stuff @armstonite @berniesandersvevo @amorfes-morfes-pantou @spogi @drunkbden-blog @nerds-are-cool @cutecommunism @emo-rule @christapiro @just-someone-who-love-band-blog1 @whitelinesandversace @suprise-bitch-i @franco-alessandro-g @leavemybodyh @micdropragnarok 

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[car-crashearts]

@dead-gay-sun @travistheend @everything-goes-dark @got-more-wit-a-better-kiss-blog @miverna-blog @thestruts @transgenderofficial @violently-quiet-blog @wearebr0k3n @cemeteryflora @frnkierosnosering @amaliajane @mikeywayprincess-blog @your-icyblues @pyreflyforests @plantgoblin @robzombie @tlkingishard @3rdboywonder @glorified--liar 

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[car-crashearts]

@domestoic @loserless @thesireofsorrow @fobaf @silkgalaxies @burnedwic @irronicallyphan-blog @emilyconstan @peroxidcprincess @c-osmicbuzz @themidnightsunshine @space-boy-dun-blog @morkiplierr @trohmatron @prisaodamente @howamisofuckingcool-blog @fuenturies @pat-stumps @amyydarling @infinityonfolie 

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[car-crashearts]

@jackjones2017 @cdebarahume @alfieenochh @genuineparthenope @alinae9t7z @reddragonfloridapanther-bl-blog1 @lucysland @bubblegumpopspunk @n0w-i-just-sit-in-silence @hurrumble @lacerated-lullibies @rainbowhemmxings-blog @knock-once @eggplantallanpoe @wiforbear @angel-from-hell-17 @suchaprettybarakat @lulus3112 @mymisguidedghost @whatisthesoundoftheworld 

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[catchymemes]

[peachyvinyl-old]

[disanthropi]

If anyone has anxiety, we were never in danger. It passed by at like 6 am and was 15x further away than the moon is.

[i-will-always-call-her-bebe]

Thank you kindly. I was stressing all night about it

[aphony-cree]

He saved us

[scenecoreclowncock]

holy fuck he did

[heroofthreefaces]

[bisexualwario]

[bisexualwario]

ahsdhhdjfdhsgsbdh

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

motherofmemes

[girl-sim-deactivated20230806-de]

No because it IS hot

[catrinecat]

Queen stuff

[loisreeds]

“oh really? you will teach me how to speak russian? u better bring that caviar and vodka, sweetie!”

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[pencilscratchins]

miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story

[disregardcanon]

peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

[fallenangelvictorious]

Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…

Rio: …Tall

Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.

[transformativeworks]

[image description: three panels of a comic of Miles Morales, his parents and Peter B. Parker of Into the Spiderverse. The first image shows Miles and Peter as a speech bubble from outside the frame asks: “Miles, who is that?” Miles points at Peter and his speech bubble says: “Uh, this is my uncle, Peter.” Petr waves at the people outside the frame. The second image shifts to show the people asking the question: Miles’ parents.His dad’s, Jefferson’s speech bubble just says: “…” His mum’s, Rio’s speech bubble says: “What?” The third image shifts back to show Miles’ frowning face from up close now, a text above his head reads: “Shit.” He is sweating now. end of description]

[l0stvegas]

new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

[memecucker]

shoutout to a guy from 6th-8th century Italy that looked really really cool

[bgm05]

this is one of the most brutal things anyone can say about music

[headspace-hotel]

I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus

kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing

[jellisdraws]

*Opens book*

*takes 3000 Psychic damage*

*closes book*

“Neat!”

[untilenglandisnomore]

honestly Anakin and Padmé’s secret marriage has so much comedy potential and TCW did not take advantage of that at all

I’m talking ridiculous sitcom hijinks

Anakin diving out of Padmé’s high rise Coruscanti apartment in his knickers to avoid getting caught

Padmé sneaking into the Temple to hang out with her husband, gets caught by some random Jedi, claims she’s there to meet... uh... Master Yoda??? Gets roped into having tea with him for the next 4 hours

They get sent on some diplomatic mission together... (with Ahsoka maybe?). it all goes tits up as per usual... they *have* to kiss to avoid getting caught. they get super into it. Ahsoka coughs loudly like “the bad guys have been gone for five minutes”

Someone asks Anakin why he’s visiting Padmé’s apartment. he claims he’s there to fix her washing machine. Ends up doing odd jobs for every single resident of 500 Republica to keep his cover

[untilenglandisnomore]