Kitkat Caramel

[jiminsjersey]

a short summary of each bts member

rapmon: if u smell an iq of 148 and converse rubber soles then it's gotta be namjoon. has a very concerning obsession with red converse highs. he is called the god of destruction bc he will break your heart. wears headbands but doesn't play any sports.

jin: do you see the most handsome one? yeah. that's him. he thinks so too. an eligible contestant for masterchef. actually a blessing and one of his many talents is eating. also owns an aesthetically pleasing pink flip phone.

suga: the baby dandelion that can also turn into satan in a span of 0.31974 seconds. according to several studies, his chain is worth 4 dollars now. physical embodiment of 'cute but psycho'. his smile will actually kill you.

j-hope: if u hear screaming and satoori then congrats cause you've found hoseok the multitalented sunshine who gets emotional n deserves all the love in the world. his phobias include his own voice and snakeus. he also hates dirty water.

jimin: the rudest one of all. he is either being a tease or being stinking adorable. legend has it that if you witness his eye smile irl ur skin clears up and u get a 100 bucks. he is also a very fragile angel pls handle him carefully

taehyung: a beautiful human who keeps in touch with his family often. somehow always manages to find babies and likes puppies. he has a voice deeper than rapmonster's outlook of life. he is also a living meme.

jungkook: international playboy who used to do nothing but play video games but now this butt is a goddamn all rounder. the biggest gd fanboy. if u see the sweaty one then it's probably ya boy kookie!!

[heythatsmyleg]

[hyperheartz]

i wish i was thinner but i also wish that i didn’t wish I was thinner

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

[moulinluge]

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

ask a lesbian

[triplepoints]

[tempusfuckingfugit-deactivated2]

this is never not funny

[trivial0ve]

[bitdragon]

[ferrisbueller]

[ultrafacts]

[pagingme]

IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE

[firebreathingeli]

FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS

[teacupsandnetflix-deactivated20]

OH MY GOD

[angry-moth-noises]

NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR

[a-bitter-form-of-refuge]

A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.

[vancity604778kid]

fiona-so:

I laughed at this hard enough to scare my dog

[gifsofanimalsinfilm]

[aobatoppingnoiz]

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

[imdeadwannahookup]

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

[dynamohedron]

J U N I O R

[fischotterchen-deactivated20240]

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

[reallifedoodles]

Wingardium LeviOsa

[aesthetichi]

Hello there, August.

[adoxographist]

Behind my abs are….. BETTER ABS.

[deedragonlvr]

because it’s too amusing to not reblog

[shencomix]

A vs. B

image | twitter | facebook

[taetaetown]

Master List

-Scenarios~

Jin (SeokJin):

- I Appreciate You (Namjoon + Jin) 

- Let’s Not Fall In Love Pt. 1

- Let’s Not Fall In Love Pt. 2

- Let’s Not Fall In Love Pt. 3

- Let’s Not Fall In Love Pt. 4

- Paint By Numbers (Namjoon + Jin)

- Bon Appetit

- Hit and Misses

Suga (Yoongi):

- Don’t Take Your Eyes Off Me

- Hyung Always Loves You (Yoongi + Jimin)

- This Is Just Like A Movie

- Ice Cream For Two (Yoongi + Jimin)

- Pep Talks

- For You, My Love

- Truth or Dare Pt. 1

- Tired Of This Pt. 1

JHope (Hoseok):

- You Coming? Pt. 1

- You Coming? Pt. 2

- You Coming? Pt. 3

- Class Clown

Rap Monster (Namjoon):

- I Appreciate You (Namjoon + Jin)

- Your Perfect Imperfections

- Paint By Numbers (Namjoon + Jin)

- Our Dear Friend

Jimin:

- Undo

- I Can’t Say Yes Pt. 1

- I Can’t Say Yes Pt. 2

- I Can’t Say Yes Pt. 3

- Hyung Always Loves You (Yoongi + Jimin)

- Biting The Hand That Feeds You

- Ice Cream For Two (Yoongi + Jimin)

- Diamond In The Rough

V (Taehyung):

- Out With the Family

- Emotions Over Oceans

- Coming Home

- Happy Birthday

- Mystery

- Lost Boy

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 1

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 2

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 3

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 4

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 5

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 6

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 7

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 8

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 9

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 10

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 11

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 12

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 13

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 14

- Where Can I Find You? Pt. 15

JungKook:

- Just Let Me Know

- Let The Petals Fall

- Maknae’s Sick Day

- Spooked

- Late Night Spills Pt. 1

- Late Night Spills Pt. 2

- Late Night Spills Pt. 3

- Merry Christmas?

- Sweet Treats

- Wanted Pt. 1

- Wanted Pt. 2

- Wanted Pt. 3

- Wanted Pt. 4

- Wanted Pt. 5

- Wanted Pt. 6

- Wanted Pt. 7

Gif Reactions~

- Girlfriend Making the First Move

- Surprising them for their Birthday

- Finding out their Girlfriend is a Noona

- Girlfriend calling them Oppa for the first time

- Staying with the baby alone for the first time (Maknae line + Yoongi)

- Staying with the baby alone for the first time (Hyung line)

- Seeing you singing/dancing to their song

- Girlfriend has road rage in front of them

- Surprising them with their favorite food after practice

- Finding out you’re a big fan of Big Bang

- Comforting you during a thunderstorm

- BTS finding out Jimin has a girlfriend

- Girlfriend catching them look through her phone

- Their 2 y/o mispronounces their names

- BTS reacting to Yoongi getting ready for a date

- BTS meeting their favorite celebrity or idol

- Telling them you’re pregnant

- Their child calling them ‘Dad’ for the first time

- If they found your blog

- BTS finding out JungKook has a girlfriend

- BTS finding out V has a girlfriend

- BTS finding out V is going to be a father

- Reacting when their pregnant wife’s water breaks

- BTS reacting when they find out V/JungKook proposed

- When their innocent girlfriend asks about a dildo

- When their girlfriend randomly sits on their lap

- Them being your first kiss

- Baking with them

- Watching a scary movie with them

- Reacting to you cutting your hair really short

- BTS as soccer moms

- Their girlfriend seeing an old enemy trying to flirt with BTS

- BTS walking in on your ex kissing you

- Them seeing you in your underwear wearing their shirt

- BTS trying to convince you to leave the house

- BTS seeing their s/o dead body (so violent wOW)

- You playing pranks on them

- You break up with them because you’re never together

- Them seeing you hot and sweaty after boxing practice

- Accidentally see you changing through the window

- You and them fighting over the last piece of food

- When their girlfriend has period cramps

Written Reactions~

- When you tell them you were abused in your last relationship

- First serious argument with their girlfriend

- Finding you knocked out after studying for exams

- Their crush being a 97liner

- How would the wedding and honeymoon be like? (Jimin)

- Would he mind if his girlfriend wasn’t a virgin? (Yoongi)

- Has anyone from BTS had a girlfriend?

- BTS scaring you with a fake spider and you start crying

Bangtan As~

- Dad Jokes

- Dinosaurs

- Beyonce Songs

- Comic Book Characters

- Cups

- Donuts

- Cats

- Dogs

- Shoes

- Breakfast Foods

- Basic Household Objects

- Candles

- Pickup Lines

- Fish

- Shark Tale Characters

- Mean Girl Characters

- White Chicks Characters

- Beds

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-Alex

[syuba-inu]

when you’re out buying vegetables with ur son but someone asks you where you got your nails done

[syuba-inu]

maknae line

[jiminslight-deactivated20170425]

This is seriously one of the best things someone made me watch with my own two eyes

[mhyso]

taekookmp3

[howling-at-a-paper-moon]

flyingintotheblue I think I’m drunk

[flyingintotheblues]

This is the best thing ever

[flyingintotheblues]

I’ve watched this at least 20 times.

[syuba-inu]

same

[hexesandcrows]

punkkittyhasyourback I love this.

[amorprohibidomp3]

@taetaetown

[nochuie]

Rest of BTS mocking taehyung <3

[gaypop]

actual otp trash park jimin.