semi hiatus

28 film, fashion, video games, whatever my special interest is rn creator of playlists

[ouiouhie]

the earth watcher 🌏

[lord-soba]

Sh*t art

[estavionpira]

No, yeah, it's really cool that you turned out to be the rightful holder of the Mandate of Heaven, that's fantastic, but you do know that you can only cash that in to become the emperor of China if you're within Chinese borders. That's the actual hard part. There have been like 30 known people with the Mandate of Heaven in the past 15 years, they just keep getting tracked down and executed by PLA hunter-killer teams before they make it over the border. There's naval mines all across the South China Sea to catch any rightful rulers trying to sail in under the radar too. Real tough stuff.

Would have been easier a few decades ago, but there's been, what, two, two and a half trillion yuan poured into reconnaissance and R&D since then. They can pinpoint the rightful ruler of China down to a 100-mile region anywhere on the world now. Spy satellites. Hope I didn't scare you too much. If it's worth anything, I think you've got a shot. You could get on a civilian flight to Beijing and see if they're willing to tank the diplomatic hit of shooting it down. That actually might work. Nah, I'm kidding ya. Seven of them tried that and got vaporized. You're fucked.

[estavionpira]

Good idea, good idea. One rightful ruler actually did manage to get into the Chinese embassy in Bolivia, back in 2009 I think. Kinda surprised you didn't hear about it, it was all over the news. NYT front page. But no, yeah, it turns out that the Jade Emperor or whatever imperial spirit judges the magic on this kind of thing thinks embassies are kinda lame. Saw the embassy trick and just thought it was some real loser shit. Yeah. Didn't work. Seems like it's gotta be the mainland or nothing. Bad luck for that guy though. The embassy guys peeled off his skin.

[mourningkite]

I want them back :(

[kronkk]

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

[kronkk]

Its sebulba yeah

[dogpuppy]

[blasesaint]

[gaypop]

cooking evilly in a fandom i’m not part of

[gaypop]

I will avenge grumpy cat

[medyrick]

[gaypop]

the amount of non-consent and bullying in LADS fics is sooooooo ICKYYYYYY

[ask-pacman]

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

[vagabondedlife]

[important-animal-images]

[fangedjester]

i had to draw her she's so nostalgic

[godisafujoshi]

[gammadoppler]

*contracts sudden infant death syndrome at age 25*

[papayajuan2019]

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work