are uou gonna finish that or can i have it

Like the legend of the penis

[caramelcheesegay]

crazy to me how the same people will go "everything needs to be explained because if you tell me a rule that doesn't make sense and then don't justify it beyond 'because i say so' then i won't follow it" can turn around and say "you shouldn't ship that because it's Wrong" and refuse to elaborate in the same breath. do you realise that your purity politics are also just another set of Because It's Wrong rules that don't make sense to anyone who wasn't raised with them. have you actually inspected your own beliefs or do you just want to preach morality

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[starfuckerz-incorporated]

i think leftists need to start thinking of taking a job as a psychologist/ psychiatrist with the same extreme suspicion as someone taking a job in the justice system

yes, the person in the justice system *could* be a prison teacher or a restorative justice practitioner, but most likely they are going to uphold the status quo and make a living of the violent oppression of others.

just like how the psych *could* be anti forced rescue, anti forced treatment and work with service users to decide if they wish to be diagnosed or not. but more likely, they will swallow what the system teaches them unquestioningly, and go on to enact terrible violence to a group of people they see as a doomed underclass to fall in line with the policies of regulatory bodies.

[cortexreaver]

🍋‍🟩hold up lime emoji ?when did this happen 🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩 this changes everything straight up🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩

[lacm-ac]

Mmmm lime

[wonderful-emoji]

If anyone is curious about the technically of this, I'm going to break it down in layman terms:

There's two ways Unicode can display emojis, the first is to put it in as a new Unicode symbol, and this pretty much takes the same amount of work and storage space as putting another letter in the Unicode system

Or they can just stick two emojis together with a third blank joining designation emoji (know as a Zero-width joiner or ZWJ) and have them display a third image when everything is correctly strung together, witch takes far less space in the Unicode system

One of the few times you can tell from a glance if an emoji is internally a ZWJ combo or not is if you are on a system that is not up to date on Unicode updates, where the new symbols will either display as a blank or X'ed out square (known informally as tofu), or as the internal ZWJ emoji combo depending on how it's in the system

The Lime emoji was from the 2023 Emoji 15.1 update, so any systems not up to date from before 2023 will display the ZWJ sequence of Lemon and Green instead of the lime emoji

[vicivicibobici]

This is like the time that one guy wrote a paper about emoji use on the internet or something like that and he wrote how fascinating it was that people use the white flag and rainbow emojis together alot ( 🏳️🌈)

Turns out he was on outdated software and his computer didn't show the rainbow flag emoji properly 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[sillystell]

Tenna, the rememberer

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[ceilingfan5]

MEASURE NEVER

CUT WHENEVER

LIVE FOREVER

DIE ON ANY HILL

[dick-hardboiled]

There is absolutely a platonic explanation for that

[dick-hardboiled]

But I will also entertain the non platonic for my own edification do u understand

[goldensunset]

[catinabed]

I really like that we keep him in our pocket

[4waystreet]

the idea that predators and abusers are an ontological category of person, rather than everyone having the capacity to be predatory and abusive, leads to people having no regard for boundaries because they think that predation only comes from evil people ™

[epicsause-official]

as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

[biggestcommunismbuilder]

Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious

[epicsause-official]

well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria" combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead

[cameoappearance]

#all roads lead to obama bottom surgery (via epicsause-official)

[paulgadzikowski]

"Then transition."

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[cparti-mkiki]

amen

[animentality]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

last line hit like a mack truck

ink: diamine oxblood

[wolfbrotherzach]

Melania Trump watching her shitty-ass documentary get steamrolled at the box office by a guy who screams at video games for a living.

[monochromaticchime]

My honest opinion is that most of the people who talk about punching Nazis or killing pedophiles or whatever don’t really care about helping people and that’s why they focus on hurting perpetrators over helping victims. Many of them just want to be/pretend to be violent and use an acceptable target so it won’t have social repercussions. It’s why many of the people who say “punch Nazis” didn’t vote in the 2024 US election and many are antisemetic.

[batsandboba]

as someone who doesnt watch a lot of tv shows but does watch a lot of video essays, there is nothing more exciting than a popular tv show ending badly. its like a whalefall for my youtube recommendations. thank you stranger things also sorry that happened