keeley

just hanging out she/her bisexual icon i guess let's get this bread i write and take pictures sometimes, if you like em stick around :3

[caramelflames]

YOOOOO GUESS WHO'S MAYBE MOVING TO PORTLAND OREGON NEXT YEARR

[placeinthisworld]

someone tell me who this girlie is i wanna be her friend

[caramelflames]

just remembered that time I met a bisexual femboy in georgia who was "pro lgb"

she's a girl now

[chapispng]

domestic

[caramelflames]

me and my wife core

[satan-offical]

It's not like I even care if your revolution against us worked, I don't care that you threw our precious tea in the harbour. I don't care. *sobbing quietly*

[caramelflames]

just found out that satan is british

that makes complete sense

[amnhnyc]

Who’s a pretty bird? We’d like to nominate the Marabou Stork (Leptoptilos crumeniferus). This large African wading bird, which can grow up to 5 ft (1.5 m) tall, is nicknamed the “undertaker bird” because of its dark plumage—and its tendency to dine on carrion alongside vultures. Its strong wedge-shaped bill is great for pulling flesh off carcasses, though the Marabou Stork also feeds on fish, small rodents, reptiles, and even food scraps from human settlements. 

Photo: gillbsydney, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist

[caramelflames]

why's it's neck look like that

[thememedaddy]

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a better suggestion

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[efflaurescence]

(visibly shaken) i’m so good at pretending im okay (everyone around can see it’s evident i am in extreme emotional distress and rapidly declining) im doing so good guys

[soft--crowley]

SHE IS FINALLY FREEEEEEEEEEEE

[mleelunsford]

I don't need to explain myself

[kamyiin]

It’s never too late

[caramelflames]

not affiliated with the tadc fandom but damn i just watched the amazing digital circus and why is it so good!! it's got such refreshing nuance and depth to it, i went into it thinking it would be like other stupid adult cartoons and was very pleasantly surprised at the emotional complexity it portrays

also unfortunately i am a jax apologist now

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[caramelflames]

i am so tempted to scream violently in a grocery store walk in freezer rn

[maureen2musings]

Lavertezzo & Foroglio, in the Ticino region of Switzerland

carlo_wiewaswo

[caramelflames]

why must i spend my entire morning before work procrastinating!!! i am so tired and for what!!