merry crisis

21, she/her, Iowa

[goawfma]

[evaunit08]

[kardashy]

[twitterlols]

[kdramafeed]

[screemcat]

[jeza-red]

not all heroes wear capes

[digitaldiscipline]

Big sit energy

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[averagemarvelbitch]

It is obvious feminists hate mayonnaise because mayonnaise reminds them of semen and everybody knows all feminists are lesbians and hate man. Back me up here, Sharon

[unclefather]

your grandparents on thanksgiving

[lilsugarbush]

[ankleblister]

[john-marshall]

Okay I’m trying to find this one particular meme… I’m hoping that with this rough recreation I just made in paint I can Stir Someone’s Memory and they can send me the true meme. It looks something like this:

I haven’t seen this meme in years but I love it so much, please

[nickvelantine]

[john-marshall]

THANK YOU

[fluffymcmuffins]

remember when macklemore said “walk into the club like whaddup i gotta big cock” and we just let him

[thingsthatsoundlikefacts]

Did you know…

Candles on romantic dinner tables were traditionally used to prevent prospective lovers from leaning over to steal a kiss before they were married

[bussmunchington]

If you want to kiss you must brave the FIRE

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

[gottabsuckafree]

Nicki’s fans >>>>>

[thingsinslowmotion]

This is so cute

[princes-heels-deactivated201912]

nicki screamed bc even she couldn’t keep up w him lmao

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[mexicanheaux]

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

[astora-deactivated20200904]

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

[mexicanheaux]

[miiriya]

[queernigga]

wow yall got me FUCKED UP on a Sunday morning already?? 

[5u5]

okay if you ignore the others… but watch this one

[surprisebitch]

what episode of black mirror is this