armageddon.. Yes

hi im madi, this blog is mostly just dirk gently and good omens rn, sometimes musicals, main blog: plasticonobandana

[irlsuccubus]

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

[paleville]

[bone-cement-huffer]

[lesbian-karolina]

- You know these things. [PART 1]

[dollmaycry]

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

[closetedguyy]

are you going to make shoelaces as well

[sansv0re]

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

[closetedguyy]

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

[closetedguyy]

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

Weak

[closetedguyy]

anyone want to shoot me

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

[dollmaycry]

[insaneinspireddreamer]

[rileyr0123]

[captain-winchester-27-deactivat]

Holy fuck😂

[satans-gal-pal]

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

[computationalcalculator]

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

[spidyspence]

[woolay]

Me walking past the Victoria’s Secret in the mall when I was 8 years old

[ig-88r]

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

[sepulchretide]

this post came to me in a dream

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[e-lodicolo]

[cursedimagedump]

[catchymemes]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[ampervadasz]

[they-call-me-nita]

Turn the sound on, the only thing better than this dog’s joy is that people stopped what they were doing to share his joy, and you can hear them all groan when the water dies down….

[onewordshy]

tumblr blogs be like “cAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BUSTOPHER JONES IS AMAZING BODY POSITIVITY??!?!?!??!?!!?!!!!?!?!! BECAUSE HE’S A BADASS CAT WHO EATS WHAT HE WANTS AND TAKES POSITIVELY NO SHIT AND THE OTHER CATS FUCKING LOVE HIM FOR IT?!?!?!!!!!! PLUS POSITIVE REPRESENTATION OF OTHER SPECIES! FOUR FOR YOU ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER!”

[onewordshy]

but then other blogs be like “actually bustopher jones is very problematic because he never actually pays for any of the food he gets from restaurants and that’s bad because then the servers will get blamed for it and they barely make enough to survive on as it is. why don’t you do a two second google search before opening your mouth again you charbroiled backpack.”

[onewordshy]

but then another blog will come in like “Actually, it’s really problematic of you to assume that just because Bustopher Jones doesn’t pay for any of his food just that he’s a cat. The food that the restaurants give (yes GIVE) him is probably just leftovers that were going to be thrown out anyways, so he’s not stealing anything from anyone by taking it. It’s absurd to assume that Bustopher would be stealing food from minimum wage workers when he in fact has a Senior Education and does charity work among disadvantaged cats.

tl;dr Bustopher is a badass mofo who deserves your respect.”

[onewordshy]

And then someone would add a gif like 

[onewordshy]

but then someone butts in like “Hahahaha sweetie, let me just take a moment to explain to you just how wrong you are. Bustopher Jones is positively one of the worst Jellicle cats. He’s one of the worst types of cat: the white, Anglo-Saxon bourgeoise cat who goes around flaunting his wealth while there are cats starving in the junkyards.

Also when does he have time to help all of these disadvantaged cats? In between visiting all of those gentleman’s clubs? It’s a well documented fact that most of the clubs he frequents belittle and demean women for the entertainment of men. And as for volunteering, check your source, that’s an article on Wikipedia that has no citations. For all I know you added that?

He’s also well known to have appropriated Asian cultures, yet he attributes to the Siamese? What, because all Asian cultures are the same? Is he gonna enjoy some Mongolian sushi? I don’t care that he’s plus size, I’m more concerned with his blatant racism and sexism. But hey, I guess we’re all willing to overlook that because he’s a rich white cat who occasionally throws some of y’all his scraps, right?”

[onewordshy]

And then someone would add another sassy gif like

[prideandprejudice2005]

[banderboucher]

[tradchad-eternal]

[hank0331]

As a landlord, you can fuck yourself with this generalized bullshit.

[tradchad-eternal]