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[cardboardclownery]

= COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN!!!! (UPDATED) =

ALL PRICES LISTED IN USD

CAN Draw:

gore

furries

ship art

OCs

fanart

body horror

general horror

eyestrain

(artistic) nudity

animals

WILL TRY to Draw:

realism

detailed mechs/robots

detailed weaponry

WONT Draw:

scatology

fetish art

NSFW

political/discriminatory content

general gross shit thats hopefully common sense

BEFORE YOU ORDER

once youre submitting your order, please provide as much detail on what you want as you can!! knowing exactly what you want will save both of us some trouble, as well as providing any necessary references for the commission.

after your order is in, ill contact you as i work on your commission to make sure youre satisfied with how its going, so please keep an eye out for that! if you wait until the commission is complete to make changes, there will likely be an additional fee.

DO NOT use my work commercially without my permission. if used anywhere publicly, credit through linking back here or to my neocities website would be preferred, but any format of credit for my work will do if thats not possible for any reason.

i have the right to decline any commission that makes me uncomfortable.

i take payment through artistree, kofi, and buymeacoffee :]

please contact me through tumblr or discord after ordering so i can keep better track of whos ordering!!

if anythings hard to read or you have any questions, feel free to reply and ill do my best to answer! any support is appreciated, but dont feel pressured to do so, theres more important matters out there and all "-v-

[cardboardclownery]

!!! HAPPA HAPPII HAPECHAKKA !!!

commission for @murderyacht!!!! this was SO much fun thanks so much for ordering!! ok back to my hole you can dig me back out with money <3

[yuledimes]

[samdieliro]

[wayywardcryptid]

last night's session's magma - new outfits edition

[wayywardcryptid]

some more ft. premortem hanna, imminent divorce proceedings, and me having way too much fun with the halftone lasso feat. @cardboardclownery and @stickygumz

[doggosomniac]

i cant stop laughing

here is the original and the nonblurred version. really liked drawing the magic scarring on the hands

[cardboardclownery]

im alive btw hiiiii survived the plague YAYYYYYYYY

[doodle-girl]

Remembered that one ATA line in the shower and thought "woooaahh holy shit what if"

Pens are so fun :] 💞💞 Wheeeeee~~~~~~~~ 💞💞

(Folie a Deux au by @cardboardclownery & @cookiecaker)

[cardboardclownery]

AUUUGHHGHHHJJJJJBBNBBHGJKK

[jessamakesart]

And then a figure emerges, shrouded in feathered darkness, the world trailing behind it...

I got "The Princess and the Dragon" path recently and I have been very normal about it.

[cicadako]

Tfw the princess slays you back

[mothcpu]

And I feel the power burning like a spear inside of me I feel good, I feel right, I feel a sacrifice

[cardboardclownery]

[[ ITONO ]]

(they/she)

WHERESSSSS MYYYYYY BUTCHESSSSS!!!!!!!!

itonos another one of my ttrpg characters, this time for pathfinder!! shes cold and withdrawn, relying on fear to keep others at arms reach where they cant hurt her. they also have a deep bond with their weapon, the umbra of the silent syzygy (or just umbra for short)

i am alsoooo not gonna be using her for much longer,, unfortunately loner characters like her are a lot harder to play than they are to write :']

id still like to try doing something with itono, just gotta figure out what,, regardless, just like with ivan, very happy to get questions and such about her!! very passionate about making and designing characters so any engagement means a lot :]

oh yeah- the canon reason for her departure from the party is this lovely ship captain!! my gm ( shoutout @uygianpastiche blehh ) introduced her a while ago and provided an out for if i wanted to swap characters, so itonos joining her on the open sea,, hopefully all goes well "-v-

[wayywardcryptid]

ITONO MY SHAYLAAA MY EPIC MEAN BUTCH… can’t believe you left out her finding out she’s a puppet of an incomprehensible eldritch force and deciding No, Actually. Goodbye. icon behavior. my favorite evil and intimidating horse.

[cardboardclownery]

shes just built different dont worry about it thats normal i promise <3

[ntls-24722]

2 years on DJMM hrt! I can finally see the finish line ^.^

visual representation of the later stages of this. the warnings list and disclaimer for taking this is as long as the nile river, direct effects - not side effects - of the process including:

Complete hair loss

Necrosis

Pica

Increased risk of osteoporosis

Migraines, balance issues, and increased risk of seizure

Anxiety and a sudden fear of nudity of body parts that were previously not taboo to have unclothed

Temporary complete blindness for 1-3 weeks

Acute upper back and neck pain

Plethora of gastrointestinal issues

Temporary breathing issues

Permanent impairment to consuming food, temporary complete inability to eat solid food for a month-long period

Sticky.

And more!

Every part of the process before the finished product is ugly and it takes around 3 years minimum to fully develop into a cute, anthro cartoon clown spider.

This wasn't a horror prompt or for the purpose of shock or body horror, just the transitional logistics that I could come up with, knowing the changes that would (or I would want) happen to the body. Losing your pinky fingers and toes, growing a second pair of arms, getting your face flattened like a tuna can and having your jaws get turned into dinky garage door plates of teeth is simply not going to be a pretty process in any universe, not even mentioning setup of all the extra bodily infrastructure to do all that. Also all of that being said, this is still badass to me and should definitely still happen to me. It Would Be So Awesome. It Would Be So Cool

[cardboardclownery]

[[ ITONO ]]

(they/she)

WHERESSSSS MYYYYYY BUTCHESSSSS!!!!!!!!

itonos another one of my ttrpg characters, this time for pathfinder!! shes cold and withdrawn, relying on fear to keep others at arms reach where they cant hurt her. they also have a deep bond with their weapon, the umbra of the silent syzygy (or just umbra for short)

i am alsoooo not gonna be using her for much longer,, unfortunately loner characters like her are a lot harder to play than they are to write :']

id still like to try doing something with itono, just gotta figure out what,, regardless, just like with ivan, very happy to get questions and such about her!! very passionate about making and designing characters so any engagement means a lot :]

oh yeah- the canon reason for her departure from the party is this lovely ship captain!! my gm ( shoutout @uygianpastiche blehh ) introduced her a while ago and provided an out for if i wanted to swap characters, so itonos joining her on the open sea,, hopefully all goes well "-v-

[slop4uslaytober]

I'm SLOP4U / YOURMOTHER in twitter, posting my 2025 slaytober art for archival purposes and to follow the other STP artists here too <33 DAY 24- THORN

[phantasmatoucan]

TLQ AND PRINCESS DOODLES (feat smitten and damsel as well)

BONUS silly doodles

[cookiecaker]

sigurd and desmond doodles from a magmaaa