📦 Cardborb, cardborb, cardborb 📦

33 year old, aro-ace female. INTJ. Autism spectrum. Programmer, writer, artist. I'm always creating something! This is my blog for stuff not related to my CG art: lots of assorted fandom stuff (mostly Doctor Who), cute things, science and positivity. I also might post some of my TES and Fallout story and gameplay stuff here. Have fun!

[akron-squirrel]

…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

[mitski-miyawakis]

Captions:

(Background information: The clip is from the Cartoon Network show called Johnny Bravo, which features a blond, muscley, cocky, superficial man with a voice intended to be a caricature of Elvis Presley’s voice. The clip’s sound has been edited so that Johnny Bravo no longer says, “That’s a fine looking weenie dog you got there,” to a brunette woman.)

Johnny Bravo: [whisking noise effect as he drops down to the level of the dog that he’s talking about] That’s a fuckin’ weenie dog you got there.

The Dog: [wearing an angry and annoyed expression in response to Johnny Bravo’s close proximity to its face]

Woman: [flatly and completely unamused] Mmm, thank you.

[dagsdhjmhgsfddddds-deactivated2]

Have you ever seen a fully brown cat?

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[ft. @gentlebear.massimo & unknown kitty]

[artemispanthar]

If I had the time and patience I would compile a collection of gifs of every time the show strongly implies Monk is asexual, because there's quite a few examples. Like there's one episode where he's at a football game with Stottlemeyer who says "This is better than sex" and then Monk, who could not care less about football, is like "Well, what isn't?" Like how am I supposed to take that?

Like, do I think this early 2000s show written by a bunch of boomers actively set out to make an asexual protagonist? No. And yet they absolutely did.

[hyrnliiii]

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

OKAY SO BACK IN 6TH GRADE I CREATED THIS VILLAINOUS, NEFARIOUS, WRETCHED OC CALLED “THE PEEL”

IT’S LITERALLY JUST A BANANA PEEL WITH AN ANGRY FACE DRAWN ON IT THAT GOES scoot-scoot-scoot ACROSS THE FLOOR AND TRIPS RANDOM PEOPLE AND RUINS THEIR DAY

[roboticreborn-deactivated201811]

the peel returns.

[trickertreat]

[dumbbirdsfieldguide]

Yellow Bastard Chat Common Name: Yellow-breasted Chat

This obnoxious shit can never be serious. He may look pretty, but he’s a goddamned clown. He’s the kind of bird that’s always chuckling. Or gurgling. Or making various squeaks and squawks. He gets a real kick out of hiding in hedges and mimicking a crow or maybe a car horn. It’s pretty much impossible not to hate this bird as soon as he opens his fucking beak. 

Color: Bright yellow and whatever. I hate this guy.

Bird Region: North America

🦅🦅🦅

Read all about this and other avian asshats from around the world in my latest book:

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World

[shittycryptids]

a boneless lion that oozes along the african savannah as a shapeless tawny blob that traps and consumes equally-boneless gazelles via phagocytosis

[everythingfox]

tiny hug

(via)

[datasoong47]

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[sqbr]

[Tag screenshot: That makes the ‘man what are you doing here’ line way funnier]

Ok I reminded myself of the Piano Man lyrics and yep, it’s definitely a bar full of gay dudes. Billy Joel is all “Oh no, these poor lonely men are all single, I will cheer them up with a song” and they are down with it, because it’s funny and/or because they think he’s hot. Billy Joel isn’t my cup of tea but you do you, bar dudes. I feel for John the failed actor with a crush on the oblivious Billy, though. “YES I KEEP BUYING YOU DRINKS. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS”.

[titimylove]

this floofy lady 🥰 her paws are so thick but it's all fur!

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

Cool Tip

If you are like me and always need to be working on something to keep your anxiety under control, during this quarentine why not helping scientists by looking at pictures of some neat penguins? or even galaxies?  There’s this site call Zooniverse, where you can help on scientific projects by analyzing pictures and data!  Right now my favorite project has returned, called Penguin Watch (where yeah, you get to watch penguins, it’s amazing)

you basically have to analyse photos looking for penguins, their chicks, eggs or even predators and human interaction But there are lots of interesting projects you can help in areas such as biology, physics, history or even art: 

Oh and the best part, some institutions even accept it as volunteering/service hour requirements for graduation and scholarships!! It’s helping me a lot during this time, so I thought it was worth sharing 

[tayefeth]

Zooniverse is awesome. They have a relatively new project classifying and transcribing recordings of vintage Cuban radio around the revolution.

Another project is about the fan and hate mail sent to Orson Welles after the broadcast of War of the Worlds.

Another project is rescuing data from handwritten records from a Scottish weather station.

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Adhd wheel of fortune :

1. *makes a cup of tea* *forgets cup for tea* *remembers it after 2 hours* .. fuck

2. Binge watch a whole show overnight

3. Leg bOunce leg bOunce leg bOunce

4. I'm going to use color pens so I don't get bored *wastes time trying to pick the perfect set of colors*

5. I feel like lying down for a while *deep cleans ENTIRE ROOM at 1am*

6. I have an exam tomorrow *stares at one line for six hours*

7. *Finds a new favorite show* I have to know EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHOW.

8.*Makes a to do list* *gradually lessen the number of tasks because you keep wasting time till the day gets over and you haven't done anything*

9. WeiRd nOisEs

10. No focus if my hand doesn't have the focus giving object

11. Tries to sleep. Brain: not till you complete your self insert movie

12. I need routines. I HATE ROUTINES.

13. Mismatched socks.

14. What do you mean you love this show/movie/character a NORMAL amount??????

[catasters]

[captainofthenx02]

Petition for fandom to start using the term “squick/squicky” again

This loosely translates as “there is no fundamental problem with this and I have no issue with the people who enjoy it but it makes me personally deeply uncomfortable”

[peroxidepirate-blog]

“It’s not a trigger so I don’t want to appropriate that terminology; but I really don’t like it and don’t want to read/see/hear it.”  

[lemonsharks]

“it will not give me psychological distress but HOT DAMN I will die happy if I never see it again”

[lowkeyed1]

“uhhhh pass but YOU do YOU”

[dopeasexualmemes]

don’t ask me why but nothing is scarier than this