She gave her heart to a falling star

Natasha. 23. Bruja. One Among the Fence. Starkid. Musical Theatre.

[laurentdraws]

🎀 Able sisters! 🎀

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[fried-grass]

[valtsv]

OSHA inspector rates fantasy films

[valtsv]

it's just 10 minutes of screaming "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE RAILINGS??? THAT'S A CATEGORY 1 SAFETY HAZARD"

[thyrell]

a necromancer is just a really late healer

[thyrell]

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

[agoatinthecircus]

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

[thyrell]

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

[eternityricekrispies]

Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable

[werewolfviking]

Well time to stop calling Tumblr dimwits clowns because even clowns have codes of decency

[pirategf]

literally i should be used to this by now and yet (x)

[pirategf]

[irl-magicalgirl]

Crowley arriving in Hell once every century to take credit for something he didn’t do

[agnes-nutter-witch]

[simnostalgia]

Fun Fact: Despite how many times The Sims has changed art styles, they’ll often reuse assets by just slightly altering them for the new game. One example of this is the pigeon model that they’ve been reusing and slightly changing since 2004.

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

why fix something if it aint broke

[ohevoyev]

taika at marvel studios taking thor back from the russo brothers

[lesbiankatebush]

sexyback over the beat of seven nation army

[lesbiankatebush]

i’m bringing sexy back a seven nation army couldn’t hold me back

[stsebastiens]

this post gave me whiplash

[theshippingroyalty]

It already exists guys

[snufenuff]

Y'all-

[joxterstudies]

What have you done I must resist the need to know!

[gayymomgod-side-blog-deactivate]

I MEAN

IT

IT SOUNDS LIKE AN ACTUAL BOP-

[zim-card]

OKAY BITCH HOLD UP

[blastoisarchive]

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[mansionforalllovelythings-deact]

Broadway's Best on PBS

[synthient]

The story of Cats is that in the 1930s, the famous poet T.S. Eliot wrote a book of cutesy little cat-themed poems for his godchildren

And then 40 years later, Andrew Lloyd Webber found a lost cat poem that T.S. Eliot had cut from the cat book for being too sad for children, and ALW was like "woahhh. A cat....that's sad. That's deep, man. I wanna make a musical out of this"

So the producer assigned to the project was like "okay, I guess you could maybe read these cat poems as a satire of 1930s British society? We could probably do something sort of interesting with that, I'm thinking a cast of about 5 and--"

And ALW was like "no. Forget the satire. Also I want a cast of dozens and the most advanced special effects technology ever seen on stage. I've taken out a second mortgage on my house to fund this"

And the producer was like "wh-- you-- wh-- do you even have. a plot"

So ALW got a bunch of actors and writers and artists together and they holed up and did cocaine workshopped for 5 weeks, and at the end of it they emerged and said "the plot is that a bunch of cats are having a dance contest for the right to take a ufo to cat heaven :)"

and then it made 2 billion dollars.

[castielcampbell]

[ree-duh]

Edward: so now that I’m marrying Bella I’m finally going to be able to enjoy a night with her but I’m a little confused on what to do :/

Emmett who’s had a presentation prepared since the 1940s:

[leonardslee]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

i have never seen cats and at this point i don’t think i want to

[caressthosecheekbones]

me neither

[toomblr-user1234]

I- what