Cards Against Dragon Age (v. 3.141)

Even Worse Than Swooping

[witdiseased]

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

[screenshotsofdespair]

[davinky-deactivated20210909]

me after my 15 min break at work

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

[frottinq]

me at the end of a two day weekend

[repetitionandvariation]

i'm the guy who causes all those random mystery bruises and tiny scratches you only see when you wake up btw. yeah. sorry. it sucks for me too, but i have to do it. i just crawl into people's houses and start beating on them very gently with hammers and nails. yeah it's a lot. sorry. i didn't want you to find out like this but oh well.

[prairiedeath]

this belongs here

[egberts]

[egberts]

don't worry everyone

[busterkurii]

[enki2]

[pansyfemme]

they need to start making testosterone you can apply as lip gloss

[pomornika]

[lesbx]

good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance

[flork-of-cows-official]

goblins

[flork-of-cows-official]

[tyaz]

[lolt64]

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

[shadow-wizard-moneygang]

[alyanas-little-hideout]

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

[penandinkprincess]

every single day i wake up and there's SOMETHING that has to be cleaned

[cannibaltree]

me after going pee in the middle of the night

[primarining]

hey why did the dead by daylight devs give the xenomorph queen so much ass

[buy-these-potions]

Hold on I gotta look something up

[buy-these-potions]

[creepymutelilbugger]

hold on i also gotta look something up

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sindri42]

for reference this is the original xenomilf

and this is the Dead by Daylight version

[nyanbinyuri]

[maliceinchainz]

Frottagecore

[9secretsigns]

Breakfast of champions! 

[bossymarmalade]

call that a capsicum

[iressails]

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