Interesting Title!

Formerly known as BaconEggers, I just kinda post stuff here

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

[sabertoothwalrus]

[ettiqu-rtz]

reject booktok culture. go to the library and get a weird little novel you’ve never heard of in your life and read it all in 2 days like god intended.

[thelightwillbreakthrough]

this too tbh

[parkchanwoohoo]

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

[shitacademicswrite]

i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

[delphinidin4]

Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently the recorders were really intense about this. We have a record of King Taejong complaining about a recorder who followed him on a hunt in disguise and another who eavesdropped on him behind a screen. No one was allowed to see the records, even the king (one king did and killed five men based on what was written there, after which they took greater care to ensure it would never happen again), and changing the content or disclosing it was a capital punishment. Even when there were rival political factions trying to influence the writers, they wrote down what was a revision and what wasn’t and kept an original version with no revisions in it.

They also made sure to back up their data. They made four copies of it, then when three copies were lost in the Imrim Wars they decided to make five more copies just in case. One copy was destroyed in a rebellion, another was partially damaged in an invasion, and Japan stole one copy during their occupation and moved it to Tokyo University, where it was mostly destroyed in the Kanto Earthquake (47 books remained and were returned to South Korea in 2006). Now the whole thing is digitized, free on the internet, and translated into modern Korean for all to see.

It took centuries of meticulous recorders, justifiably paranoid copiers, absolutely determined historians, and painstaking infrastructure for this joke to be possible. Happy 618th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse.

[carebear-onion-lizard]

I love my dumb little car 💛 (at Pt. Defiance - Five Mile Drive) https://www.instagram.com/p/CoHUPh0uZLptXimjiFplWb4kzyEHQJOg1_RUYc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[funnytwittertweets]

[sabertoothwalrus]

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

[catgirlforeskin]

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

[ostropest]

Which color of the sky do you love the most?

Tumblr I'm begging u give me the polls...

[funnytwittertweets]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

can't relate because my beams are powerful. get well soon

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

you're part of the problem

[pondwitch]

worlds tallest vampire

[pondwitch]

count everest

[jesse-pinko]

Look Scooby Doo as a franchise slays in part bc of how fluid it is in terms of premise and structure despite the initial concept being balls-to-the-wall 1960s niche BUT any iteration of Scooby Doo where the gang look down on/ talk down to each other bc of their respective differences just doesn’t Get It and should be expunged from canon imo… like, first of all that’s kind of the point- they all have a role to play in the group they all have their own strengths and blind spots they all bring something different to the table which is what makes them so ruthlessly efficient as a collective entity! And second, they weren’t thrown together by circumstance- they’re all very different people brought together by a shared passion, sure, but they all CHOSE to live out of a van with three other people and a bigass dog driving from town to town cross-examining the locals bc they all like each other!! They’re literally living the dream of every tight-knit teen friend group, where they all get to live together and hang out everyday with their shared weird pet doing their shared weird hobby enjoying the highs of low-stakes drama and unlimited resources. THAT is why the franchise has had such long-term staying power and that is what some of the modern iterations are missing. THAT is why Scooby Doo FUCKS- because of FRIENDSHIP and GHOSTS

[failworse]

with access to the 2022 tumblr vernacular, he'd be unstoppable

[sundragon]

#pushing for a house md remake for one purpose only: so we can hear gregory house say 'god forbid women do anything'

[kushblazer666]

[cripples-r-us]

New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever

The nation’s top researchers concluded that you can’t hide how stoned you are and that you should be freaking out if you aren’t already.

[queerpeers]

postal service kinda gay….

[queerpeers]

all these “packages” that are “in the male” 🤔😳

[queerpeers]

you know van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[d-meanor]

[zackisontumblr]

an icon. a legend. a lifestyle.

[sandmandaddy69]

[depsidase]