Carl the Cheeseburger

[carlthecheeseburger]

Hey Floyd, I'm so glad to be back by your side. Let's do stuff this summer, after we pack up your dorm room of course.

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Hey Floyd, I'm coming to help you move out of your dorm! I can't wait to see you.

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Hey Floyd, look at the size of these grapes. They are almost as big as me.

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Hey Floyd, I'm out to lunch with Sunny and this pizza looks amazing! Guess what I'm getting?

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Hey Floyd, I know it doesn't look like it, but I'm stuck in traffic. I'm all done being in this car. Send help or coffee or both.

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Hey Floyd, happy early birthday! I mailed you something and it should arrive today. Woo hoo!

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Hey Floyd, I finished sewing all those fox and bunny hats I started last week. Now I need to photograph them and put them on ebay. I hope everyone likes the new colors.

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Hey Floyd, I went to the library to try and stay focused, but it's not working very well. What are you up to today?

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Hey Floyd, the Chessnut Move has arrived! The box is so cool and sleek looking. I'm going to charge the board and pieces now. Fancy a game later?

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Hey Floyd, I'm not ready for this semester, but it's waiting for me. I hope your first day of class goes well. Gotta go or I'm going to be late.

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Bye Floyd, have a safe flight. I miss you already.

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Hey Floyd, thanks for going through all our happy memories of 2025. I can't wait to make more happy memories with you this year!

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Hey Floyd, my doppelganger appears to be a veggie burger.

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Merry Christmas Floyd! Thanks for the lego us. I can't wait to build not-Carl when we're done opening gifts. I wonder what other new friends are wrapped up under the tree. Oh Floyd, I'm so happy you are home!

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Hey Floyd, I'm so excited you're coming home! Wanna grab some dinner and watch a Christmas movie tonight? I can introduce you to all my new friends.

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Hey Floyd, I got this cool box that's filled with friends! Every day I knock on a little door and a new friend pops out. On Monday I met Manny the Snowman and on Tuesday I met Lola the Unicorn. I wonder who I will meet today? Who do you think it will be?

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Hey Floyd, do you want some candy? Big Carl and I went out trick or treating last night and came home with SEVEN POUNDS OF CANDY! Help, I've been corn syruped to death.