The carltons lair

I'm Carol and i reblog things that make me happy.

[kappa-crossing]

H A R D C O R E   B O T A N Y

[ukhoshekh]

isabelle fears no one

[hannahhillam]

I’ll be the eyes to your mouths https://www.instagram.com/p/BpG7hdGl_b5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=k3847n4xidrr

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The world seems to be getting smaller and smaller. One day you will be confronted with the magnitude of it all. The vast unexplored deep. the wild unknown, and all those that would build a home in its bosom.

Taurus: These stone towers ran flush with coffee and blood, the result of an ancient accord with what now sleeps below. 

Gemini: The cars out front. The childrens toys strewn about the lawn. All a lie. The home lies empty and abandoned, it has for a long long time.

Cancer: Death comes for all things. The dryad that lived in the great oak tree at the edge of town will miss her roadside vigil, but will be glad for rest. The ash grove will make a fine home for her children.

Leo: Your hoard of stolen notebooks will be put to good use. You will make a bargain not so easily made. Lucky you.

Virgo: The old lady running the taco truck is an aswang, dont worry, its real carnitas. Gotta make money somehow.

Libra: Look out for the buff dude with the bag on his head. Some nasty business there.

Scorpio: Attention Scorpio! Extra soul located in shoe box. Thank you.

Ophiuchus: It is not Christmas. The man in the mantleplace is not santa. Santa is not made of soot and bones. Not yet anyway.

Sagittarius: Sometime later today you will be teleported to a field in switzerland for approximately seven seconds. Dont panic. You have been warned.

Capricorn: The stars tell of an excellent harvest. You do not have a say in this. Bounty or die.

Aquarius: The gecko in the corner of your room is eating the bugs, please leave her alone. She is also a powerful magic user and shouldn’t not be trifled with.

Pisces: Old rusted scissors have come back. This time you will know what they mean, what they are truly an omen of.

[carltonthedragon]

Ok so ik im pretty much dead on here because i never use this site anymore, but one of my best friends mother is starting a gluten free bakery that  aims to hire people on the Autism Spectrum to help create a safe space and learn new skills!  They have a donation page but have only made 7% of the goal!!! She is the sweetest lady you will ever meet! and her gluten free sweets are sooooo fucking good. ANYTHING helps i’ve already donated what i could! Even helping to get the word out to people who might want to donate would help!!

they have a lil video for it too!!!!

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/hoffy-s-heart-autism#/ 

[decaydentdeer]

in other news i love blue team

[maruti-bitamin]

tangle

[kananeski]

Based on this wonderful post by @a-daks

[jaxbeetle]

what a catchie tune

[unpretty]

i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

[unpretty]

problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood

[vaspider]

this sounds like the opposite of a problem

[akreon]

And for today's “not doing what I should be doing” sketch I bring you a random faun.

[asknightmaregottschalk]

((So one thing I’ve noticed, is that whenever people draw Gray carrying Nightmare around they usually draw him holding Nightmare by the scruff.  Which seems really uncomfortable, and really easy to escape from.   Thus the ‘throw your boss over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes’ style, which is difficult to draw but seems more efficient.  okay so i really just wanted to try the pose.  and torment Nightmare.)) 

[beautiful-wildlife]

Red Tail Intimidation by © Michael Attanasio

[baseballcardvandals]

Won’t you join me?

Own this BCV Original.

[incorrect-hnkna-quotes]

Nightmare: Something brought you here. Fate. Destiny. Alice: Peter.

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

you told me exactly what was going to happen and i still wasn’t prepared