Your Skull will cave in from Sheer Awesomeness

What’s crackin’ lil bitches? This looks like a cool place to kick it

[necronatural]

Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

EDIT: Wisely pointed out in the time since posting -

I was incorrect... The collarbone is actually included in the 'fat doesn't stick to joints' rule, even if it helps softening the body. I think it's productive to remember fat people can be all bony and knobby.

The fat distribution map is also a beginner's guide, and the variance in body shape archetypes (pear shape, hourglass shape, etc) also applies to fat people. Everyone is built a little different.

[courtesycalling]

[cutecipher]

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

[cutecipher]

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

[aberrantemotion]

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

[cutecipher]

fuck.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

most negative iron lung reviews just read like this meme kinda

[ectoimp]

[berlogauwu]

portal fanart in 2026 omg

[i-am-megalodonna]

She's having a spiritual experience

[hellzyeahthewebwieldingavenger]

The thing I love about Otto, he is the guy who…Peter Parker is supposed to be the everyman, and in a lot of ways he is, but he is always dating the most beautiful women in the world…supermodels, Gwen Stacy…And Otto was the guy, I am not a big fan of the late-90s as an era of Spider-Man. There was a character called Stunner who came along and was this big Amazonian woman with super-strength, who was Otto’s partner and love-interest and the big reveal was that she was a virtual reality simulation and the real person was an overweight woman in a virtual reality machine. But when Otto finds out he says, I didn’t love you for what you looked like, I loved you for your mind…I can’t remember if she [Aunt May]  saw Betty [Brant] as a bit of a Jezebel because she was older

We er…we really need to unpack this. I already did a post where I cited the above as part of why Christos Gage should never have been allowed to write Spider-Man.

But lets dive deeper into the idiocy of this. 

Keep reading

[charlesoberonn]

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

[moonimbued]

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

[charlesoberonn]

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

[acatdisguisedasahuman]

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

[charlesoberonn]

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

[cynicallyaestetic]

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

[charlesoberonn]

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

[anjing-jam]

This one

[charlesoberonn]

That's not a shell, it's a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

[sar-kalu]

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

[charlesoberonn]

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

[sunw00d]

the gift of friendship :)

[charlesoberonn]

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

[valentineish]

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

[charlesoberonn]

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

[frescopino]

Seasar salad

[charlesoberonn]

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

What about that sword in the first panel?

[charlesoberonn]

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won't walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

[lawfulgoodness]

This is all the worst and best parts of being a GM. Thanks OP. You did a great job.

[carmillaksblog]

[carmillaksblog]

[carmillaksblog]

Art dump of my OCs

[sesyeuxocean]

Imagine your favorite characters protecting you II

“If you so much as lay a finger on (Y/N)… I will rip your lungs out.”

"Touch her once more and she’ll be the last thing you ever touch”

“I’d think twice If I were you..."

"If you want her, you will have to come through me"

"(Y/N) get the hell out of here...It’s about to get bloody real quick"

“Back off if you know what’s good for you"

“If I ever catch you doing that shit again, you’re going to wish we had killed you just now. And I promise my brother and I will enjoy every second of it"

“Stay behind me (Y/N)"

“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever"

[powerfulwizard]

“Hrmmmmm. Don’t fuck with her you must. Mm.”

“Hhhhhhhhhmmm. You must leave the Gelfling alone this once, yes?”

“No. No no!! Hagha baba Dooba booboo!”

[powerfulwizard]

“Leave (Y/N) alone. She’s going to give me a ride to my Smash Melee tournament later.”

[snuv]

*sniffs you*

[sapphics-with-guns]

We’re all familiar with this iconic panel:

But I don’t see enough people talking about the panels after it, where Samus says this:

She’s a little pervert I love her.

[toskarin]

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

[toskarin]

sensing?

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[sponsoredbyadhd]

[glitzybutt]

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

[limnaia]

[limnaia]

Wait, no, holy shit I do have something to add here

And that’s that Miss Congeniality’s Gracie Hart should be on Presidential Candidate Elle Wood’s secret service detail, because the world deserves that crossover

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[tetrafelino]

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.