GumGumPupper

Things I Love: My Wife, My Pup, Power Levels, Devil Fruit, Quirks, My Future Kids, My Memes

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[paranoidgemsbok]

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

[zooophagous]

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

[dredsina]

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

[quinzelade]

Why do you hate Jesus

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

[bumblebeerror]

Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.

[leonardslee]

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

i have never seen cats and at this point i don’t think i want to

[caressthosecheekbones]

me neither

[toomblr-user1234]

I- what

[justbadpuns]

Don’t be mean to nuclear reactors, they might have a meltdown.

[sinusoidalgyroid]

[ruinedchildhood]

Girls like swarms of lizards, right?

[dannyphantomstuff]

[ruinedchildhood]

Costco doesnt fuck around

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”

[uncle-beanbag]

You may rear end it

Once

[worldsweeper-deactivated2019091]

hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans

[scribe-of-planes]

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

[finallyiveflown-deactivated2016]

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

[momrobot]

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman: Curse of the White Knight #5 (2019)

written by Sean Murphy art by Matt Hollinsworth

[homomedia]

[frigid666]

[dashielvlup]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[shencomix]

[techonlogy]

firearm