There are four jokes in the span of 30 seconds and they all land. Prime Simpsons was something else.
The Stonewall Inn

oozey mess
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Fai_Ryy

shark vs the universe
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icyghini twinkie
cherry valley forever
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roma★

Andulka

ellievsbear
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
RMH
almost home
Show & Tell
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occasionally subtle
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@carol-ing
There are four jokes in the span of 30 seconds and they all land. Prime Simpsons was something else.
you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.
no, white baby, racism isn’t a valid trauma response.
they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3
and theyre tryin to delete it all again
I legit needed to hear this
>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’
>look inside
>forefather of that genre
im fucking crying
One of the most bizarre things to come out of the last few years of press is businesses going '😭😭 what is UP with the new generation just ghosting you when they get hired for something and find something else/already started a different job/don't care 😭😭' and it's the same people who are posting fake jobs and refusing to send auto-generated 'thanks for your application but sadly we went with someone else' mass-emails. Like wow. I wonder where my generation got the idea this was acceptable behaviour. Really confusing. Someone should change something about the larger culture to deal with this maybe idk.
There's always something so painful about watching a pretty good actor fighting for their life to give a decent performance of an absolutely dogshit script. Putting their whole heart soul and pussy into delivering the stupidest lines you've heard in your life. My god. We have to get them out of there
definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom
Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real
Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane
fucking the everything bagel for everything
everything? including war?
fucking the war bagel for war
i think all the women through out history who were financially pushed into marriage and motherhood because they had no other options is sad and tragic too but socially something we will never be able to reckon with because we can’t come to terms with the fact some women don’t want to be mothers
we really are so condtioned to believe, deep down, all women want to be mothers (even if now we’re okay with women having careers too) like i really just think we should all question how news cycles about birth decline are aimed at us, when realistically there’s several reasons for it and one is absolutely women more and more are in positions where they don’t have be wives and mothers for economic reasons and you know what? that’s a good thing!
I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself
Hello. Since I've seen people submit finished wheels, I thought I'd submit a wheel I came up with. In this case, it's a wheel to tell you something that you can't do for a week.
https://wheelofnames.com/kch-gkt
this is a really really cool idea! Thanks!!!
You can't do this for a week!
How bad is this for you?
Its great! I can live with this
I already don't do this
It'll be annoying but I'll be fine
VERY BAD.
results/other
thanks inkarchivist for the submission!!
there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with
the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong