The Life of an Average Suzanna

28. Female. "we are all just collages of our favorite parts of other people"

[crabussy]

extremely fond of and perplexed by this website

[janinegregory]

Is it that sweet? I guess so

[memesoundeffects]

Can I get a hoya

Can I get a hoya Meme Sound Button

[thememedaddy]

[hypotenussy]

i love it when people use the phrase 'biblically accurate' to describe things that most certainly were not in the bible. "biblically accurate hatsune miku" i don't know if that's true but i am enchanted by the beautiful world you have invented

[lynnbecks-gaming-sideblog]

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

[adeles]

#when someone asks me how life’s going

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[igotcursed]

I'M MISERABLE! AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS!

[mousegirlheart]

bonjour

[tentimessweeter]

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[chaoticneutralwife]

the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

[purkinje-effect]

[griefertock]

Merry Christmas folks, and happy Asuka Thursday

[picklemanhasurges]

my mind palace is made out of drywall and it is occupied by an angry 16 year old american boy who keeps punching holes into the wall and that is why i dont remember things

[xalatath]

I wanna fuck you like a centipede

Blogger's Note: Centipedes reproduce by the male leaving a spermatophore (sperm packet) on the ground for the female to pick up - no intercourse is involved.

[calware]