Caroline Thorkildson

[retrospeckt]

[pukicho]

[kiyokospeaks]

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

[100493503004422]

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

[hoeirl-deactivated20150103]

[melonmemes]

[kingsmooter-deactivated20181206]

do gifs still move after you scroll past them

[killerlizardsfromouterspace]

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[kissedbyatroll]

I love how he just catches her

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

i love how he did what he was supposed to do. i love how he didn’t powerbomb her through the ice and smash her spine into several pieces. i ship it.

[bob-belcher]

[officialunitedstates]

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

[cigaretteslutx]

Ill give you a hint, it moos

[officialunitedstates]

thanks yeah it’s the moose

[slimetony]

Thought I saw a shooting star but the neighbors above me are flicking cigarette butts out the window

[puciboi-deactivated20201125]

what halsey song is this

[fangirlshideout]

[shanemichael]

It’s fucking red.

[stupidfuckingdumbfuckingbearname]

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

[glitterandglamm]

I swear people can’t even keep it real with themselves these days.

[rainbow-road-to-happiness]

This urn will turn you into a tree after you die.

[anancientheart]

You can choose what kind of tree you want to become.

Imagine cemeteries looking like this:

Life after death.

[thottieauntie-deactivated201604]

This is how all cemeteries should look. It’s awkward hugging a gravestone. Imagine hugging your grandma/tree. 

[bearluvah]

I want to be a willow tree.

[setheverman]

hey, anyone got a nice house or apartment i could buy for like $6.18?

[caesoxfan04-blog]

Anderson Cooper saving a boy in Haiti during a shooting. A slab of concrete was dropped of the boys head.

[the-awful-rowing]

Anderson fucking Cooper, everyone. 

Some journalists like to be strictly observers. they don’t intervene, they don’t participate. they just document what they see, even if what they see is terrible. But the way I see it, journalists don’t exist in a vacuum. They are human beings, living and working in a very human environment. And that humanity is essential in relating to their stories. When you lose your humanity, you lose any kind of journalistic integrity you have left. 

[localufologist]

#nevernotreblog

[gin-and-eschatonic]

this is the guy who found out one of his ancestors was killed by one of his slaves and was like “he had it coming”

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet