was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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@carpe999diem
was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing
She says sorry
If you make jokes about your area of expertise you're just being flippant and disrespectful and if you discuss the topic with any degree of seriousness, you're a cringeworthy elitist. Solution: take drugs and finger yourself until you die of thirst.
enjoyed an abandoned hospital today.
regrettably, the ruckus room was only accessible through a crawlspace so i had to enjoy it from the outside.
they are performing an experiment
Valuable science is being done
Unmute, ffs
Oops! by Hisashi Eguchi, 1989
I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind
If you make jokes about your area of expertise you're just being flippant and disrespectful and if you discuss the topic with any degree of seriousness, you're a cringeworthy elitist. Solution: take drugs and finger yourself until you die of thirst.
the day twitter died for me was the day they killed the silly cute bot accounts.
there was an account that would every morning post a video of an elite from halo saying greetings.
every morning i would make a cup of tea in my custom printed mug that said "dont talk to me until ive had my [picture of an elite] greetings" and scroll twitter. and after 10-15 minutes, i would come across the bot's morning greetings post, and i knew it was time for me to get up and start my day.
you've ruined everything, elon. you stole my greetings. those mornings were so nice.