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[byjove]

I usually try to avoid referring to people as ‘yuppies’ and ‘city-slickers’ because it feels like such a low blow but every once in a while I must. Would not recommend living in rural North Carolina to most people but it gives one perspective you are very obviously lacking.

[byjove]

Sometimes someone says something so out of touch I wish that I could temporarily exile them to the county I grew up in as punishment. Yepppppp, you’re going to the pig farm.

[byjove]

Double wide trailer an hour from the nearest Walmart. STAT.

[yeomanslog]

Feel like this is the perfect post to share the funniest picture I have on my phone

[byjove]

and somehow you will STILL have pain in the ass neighbors

[the-official-ceo]

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Gonna make one hundred soups this year. Starting off with kapustnyak, carrot soup, chickpea soup, and parsnip soup.

4% complete.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

8% complete baybeee. This may end up being a long post. Hope you like the colour of the soup.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Can't stop won't stop. 15 soups so far.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Slowed down for a minute because vet bills ate up my grocery budget but made it to 20%, baybEEEE.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Whoops I slowed down but BAM, 25%. I'm gonna make a comeback baybeeEEEE.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

I AM BECOMING SO POWERFUL

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Four new BEAN BASED SOUPS, the first one trailblazing because it was a taco soup recipe courtesy of @alex-of-1000-dumbasseries. 61 IN THE BAG, 39 TO GO.

I am also linking my soup planning doc because I can, and it's easier than tagging all of them individually.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Have I lost all my followers yet? NOT YET. Time for more soups. I'm up to 70 now.

[themythicalcodfish]

OP this is a gorgeous post and I’m so proud of you

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Thank you, I will take these codfish words to my grave. Also, I have achieved 8 more, putting me at 77 soups. How is 70 plus 9 photos 77? I'm glad you asked.

Earlier, I forgot to include a photo of my cock-a-leekie-soup (#57) - pictured above as the first one of this set - and also I MADE TARATOR TWICE by accident so I've struck one from the record since I'm trying to make 100 soups here, not 99 and one twice.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

A new bowl approaches. Bought myself some soup bowls from the 70s with goofy little geese on them for my own birthday (though I did not get them in time for my miyeok-guk), because what else is free will for. This puts me at 86. I JUST MIGHT MAKE IT? SOMEHOW?

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

A COLOURFUL BATCH featuring another Certified Tumblr Soup because people kept recommending Yeto's Soup, and they were right.

How am I at 92? ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN A QUITTER.

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

100/100!

[angel-derangement]

“atheism is just its own religion” I don’t think that’s true “atheists will readily reconstruct the in vs out group dynamics and shame cycles of major religions” this we cannot possibly dispute

[mousidy]

my honest feelings on AI are that humans are amazing and I don't really give a shit what a computer has to say

[mousidy]

a human makes art? it's a reflection of their experience living on this earth, the same one I live on. it's an invitation to understand how other people think

a computer makes art? well, ok? I don't give a shit. you live in computer world. you're ones and zeroes. your art could be an interesting reflection of that experience, except it's actually just a slurry of what humans have made.

AI can splort out things that are cool or funny or interesting or even thought-provoking, sure. but I can't pretend I give much more of a shit than that because I know the artist and it has no beliefs or convictions or experiences. who gives a fuck

[mousidy]

I feel cheated when I learn that a video I watched or a piece I read was plagiarized. the "author" didn't necessarily believe any of what they said so much as they just stole someone else's words.

I feel infinitely more cheated when I find out something I experienced was AI generated. cool, so not only did the "author" not believe what they said or what their "art" represents, nobody does.

I'm not even trying to make a moral argument against AI or whatever I'm just trying to express how I feel. I do not care what the computer has to say. I care a negative amount. do not show me what the computer has to say and pretend it can matter as much as what humans have to say

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[oshaviolator]

A young rural farmer in the year 4014 romanticizing the clean and physically undemanding lifestyle of a pre-industrial collapse barista.

[dogpuppy]

[aimlesspoet]

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

[officialcrow]

the white girl on your dash with bad bangs and “male tears” mugs that posts “kill all men” glittertext gifs is dating this guy irl

[bibliographic-cat-deactivated20]

i will never ever ever get over this post. i found a screenshot of it on my phone like 5 days ago and lost my shit all over again. it’s just too real

[guerrillatech]

[anti-terf-posts]

that time of the year, folks

official anti salvation army post

[nealashitposts]

Everytime I pass the bucket I remember the several freezing nights I spent on the streets because SA turned me away for being queer and I instead donate to a local low barrier shelter.

[penultimate-step]

It's always disappointing when a series makes a big deal about societal and structural problems in it's setting, making readers think it has interesting things to say about the subject, only to then resolve the problems by fighting The CEO of Racism, John Racist, so that all of society's problems would then get better because they promoted a new CEO.

[homunculus-argument]

I'm no scientist nor an expert at identifying pseudosciences, but as soon as someone pulls out shit like "even a child can understand this" or "my grandma who never went to school agrees with me about this" as an argument, that's my cue that as little as I may know about the subject, I at least know that this person is full of shit.

If your theory has no sturdier proof than "a person with no education about the subject can easily be led to believe this", that's all I need to know.

[homunculus-argument]

Dangers of flushing the public toilet:

Toilet monster (not real, can't hurt you)

Being publicly mocked (unlikely, can't hurt you)

Janitor yelling at you (extremely unlikely, won't hurt you)

Toilet ghost (different from toilet monster, not real, can't hurt you)

Flesh-eating germs on the button that you can't wash off that will eat your hands (extremely unlikely)

Losing all your street cred (not real, can't hurt you)

Dangers of not flushing the public toilet:

Me when I fucking get you (very real, can hurt you)

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you need to listen to rap and hiphop you need to listen to jazz you need to listen to blues and country and bluegrass or else you will be inflicted with something most foul of the soul

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

and if you say you do and post a video game ost you will be hexed by an evil shaman

[depsidase]

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

does anyone know if we have transmasc and transfem love and friendship today

[damazcuz]

We do. And tomorrow and the next day and every day forever and ever and ever too. :)

[cecil-apologist-deactivated2024]

a long time ago i was struggling with being transmasc because i felt like i was betraying womanhood somehow. then one of my best friends came out as a trans woman and i realised "ah... there will always be so many beautiful women in the world, so it's okay that i'm not one of them". what i'm trying to say is you need to love each other or there's no point to any of this

[risenfromthebog]

in a reversal of this. when i came out as transfem i was almost dissapointed because i spent so long trying to be a truly good man. i was raised with a lot of shitty guys so i tried to be the most pro-feminist comfortable dude i could be for the women around me. when my egg cracked, i almost felt this feeling of "shit, are the only men who think like this secretly women inside?" and it feels nice to see that proven so utterly and completely wrong by the trans men i know in my life. i love seeing people take on the masculinity i hated and do amazing shit with it, god bless trans dudes

[lucy-harker]

NOSFERATU (2024) dir. Robert Eggers The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon