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danielle, she/her, infp,slytherpuff, scorpio, fangirl trash primary (aesthetic) blog: wearethepoems

[wxtch-bxtch-shxt]

Me: *in bed in pink pjs, surrounded by stuffed animals, watching children’s tv shows, eating candy*

Me: I am a powerful WITCH a child of the NIGHT nothing can defeat me

[vaycasino-giris-guncel]

Sen and Yubaba

© dkaism

[emilianadarling]

holy fuck you guys 

after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:

it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER. 

i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE “A STICK OF BUTTER” IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:

THIS IS THE ONLY “STICK” I’D EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT Y’ALL WERE THROWING FUCKIN’ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST. 

[oddballwaterfall]

I love little foreign confusion things like this

[alexander]

we’re still throwing pounds of butter in shit just using more wrappers

[weloveshortvideos]

[passionatedarling]

😂😂😂

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls.

Gryffindor: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or else she dies.

[memesonthehour]

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

a platypus?

[bardstardish]

[gumb00t]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????

[laurelmylerauthor]

The cold, hard truth.

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[incorrect-house-quotes]

Hufflepuff: if you drink the blue liquid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future

Hufflepuff: trust me my friend gryffindor did it once and he said he was gonna die and then he did

[xollos]

deadass this is the funniest fucking thing ive seen this year

[bird--queer]

AAAAAHHH

[kaijuno]

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

[myautismyells]

OP don’t leave us in suspense

[kaijuno]

420

[anticapitilizationbureau-deacti]

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq.  You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

[kaijuno]

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

[skittlesandnarwhals]

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

[kaijuno]

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

[emilyblaine]

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

[kaijuno]

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

[burgertv]

wow the new jurassic world looks so good

[hogwartshousefriends]

Slytherin: I wanna be a cool unshakeable asshole, but instead I do one nice thing for an old lady and have to struggle not to cry when she thanks me.

[hogwartshousefriends]

Ravenclaw: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Hufflepuff: *Taking the coffee pot as they walk by* What if you don’t.

[chongoblog]

Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

[valtsv]

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

[movedtobitchphobic]

this post is especially good when read as a haiku

[valtsv]