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a sam study✨

I love how “loose white shirt, high-waisted pants” is THE go-to pseudo-historical costume for every single genre, despite no one at any point in history actually wearing clothing like that except as undergarments.

glumshoe

everyone’s refined high society aristocrat vampire OCs are just chilling in their underwear at all times and that’s valid

thebibliosphere

After a year living in isolation I too wear only pajamas now, and I get it.

princessmo

kids don't fall down wells like they used to

mysticmoondustt

MDHSJSHSNXG

bisexualcrabking-deactivated202

*writing in my diary using a glitter gel pen* I'm losing my sense of humanity

literalnobody

They say it’s good luck to meet your future husband in an orchard~

literalnobody

since everybody liked these two so much:

7wise

devinellekurtz

All five chapter title spreads from my upcoming artbook, "Windows to Worlds" which can be pre-ordered through the Kickstarter campaign here!

myuterusthinks

Me: *has period cramps, is bloated and angry for no reason*

Uterus: I could make all this go away if we just get pregnant

Me: not today satan

teammemes

pamesjatterson

One of the worst feelings is when you feel a hyperfixiation slipping.. Like no.. Youre so sexy pls keep giving me happy chemical

therainbowgorilla

Girl help I'm losing my fixation

rattle-my-stars

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight

Losing my fixation

itsthesinbin

discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc

discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you

sp-acemonkeymafia

I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me

itsthesinbin

the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it

lastvalyrian

fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally

distantvoices

Ni Ni By Chen Man For Marie Claire China February 2021

saskooie

I am left with only two measures of time: coffee time and time to put alcohol in my coffee.

Not necessarily in this order.

Third lockdown is going well btw, thanks for asking!

rodrickheffeley

hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, oral sex:

me and the girls:

deadnametrading

Animal: *have vaguely human-like faces*

Humans: "It's okay friend, you can speak, I won't tell anyone :)"

deadnametrading

Animal: *has a vaguely human-like face and body*

Humans: "You can stand up friend! I'm sure no-one is watching right now. I won't tell anyone :)"

lizzibennet

i just want to one day be loved like elle woods’ sorority sisters loved her

lizzibennet

they all simply do not understand why elle wants to go to harvard so bad... yet they help her study, grade her tests, motivate her and all around fully support her from the moment she decides to go and never stop believing in elle not for a single second... like wow name me one sweeter moment in all of cinema, i’ll wait

lizzibennet

sorry to be legally blonde blogging on main once again but i just wanted to talk about how easy it would’ve been to screw that movie up. the entire premise is based around a girl doing the most to get a guy, the main conflict of the film is the one between elle and viv, elle and her friends are stereotypical girly girls, etc - all that is just a perfect setup for a kind of passive aggressive lowkey misogynistic film that aims at actual feminist themes but falls short at #girlboss. but it doesn’t! while vivian is certainly catty to elle at first the insults aren’t sexist, vivian is just threatened but the confrontation is surprisingly and refreshingly... levelheaded? is the best way i can describe it. there is none of that one scene that a lot of 90’s movies seem to have where the two female protags have a fight where they insult each other’s appearance and then latch onto each other’s hair and yell bloody murder. ya know the one. there is none of that, none of the throwing around lowkey insults to women left and right, and in the end it works out quite beautifully because the only character we meet who is actually outright sexist is warner, which sets him up to be a gigantic asshole without having to have him like kill a kitten or something. it’s clever writing! and for a movie that came out in 2001 to toe that line between empowerment and sexism so well and come out the other side an enjoyable story with realistic women that does not fall under sexist tropes and stands the test of time is very admirable imo

anyway,