"I Only Follow The Caps," he lies

Proud fan of the Washington Capitals. And Travis Konecny, so I guess the Philadelphia Flyers? Also I think Tampa is neat. And the Leafs but ironically. And the Kraken in concept. And the Wings cause they fucking stole my Jakub Vrána. And the Stars but we don't talk about that. And

[carryabigfuckingstick]

happy Cupiversary to everyone who celebrates 😌

[carryabigfuckingstick]

man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

[carryabigfuckingstick]

and it’s not even just the numbers or the timing on those goals he’s been playing like a man possessed he’s been playing like he’s got a yoke between his teeth

[carryabigfuckingstick]

this series has actually been fun as hell. the box doesn’t show it but carolina played a tough game. their depth came through every night despite all the injuries on that bench, shot after shot, it’s just that bobrovsky is the funniest goalie alive

[carryabigfuckingstick]

get you a goalie who forgets he’s overrated whenever it’s personally most convenient for him

[carryabigfuckingstick]

man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

[carryabigfuckingstick]

and it’s not even just the numbers or the timing on those goals he’s been playing like a man possessed he’s been playing like he’s got a yoke between his teeth

[carryabigfuckingstick]

this series has actually been fun as hell. the box doesn’t show it but carolina played a tough game. their depth came through every night despite all the injuries on that bench, shot after shot, it’s just that bobrovsky is the funniest goalie alive

[carryabigfuckingstick]

man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

[carryabigfuckingstick]

and it’s not even just the numbers or the timing on those goals he’s been playing like a man possessed he’s been playing like he’s got a yoke between his teeth

[carryabigfuckingstick]

man matthew tkachuk is the most clutch player alive. do you know how insane his series stats are. even if you haven’t watched a damn minute of game play that’s otgwg otgwg worst game of the series (only one primary assist in a one goal win) and then gwg for the sweep like what the hell man

[carryabigfuckingstick]

Duuuuuuuuuuke

[artturilehsbian]

hey WHAT THE FUCK

[cawnecny]

[aurelia-dobre]

According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

[gabelandeskog]

@NYRangers: Garden vibes are truly immaculate, no notes + 

[cgiroux]

alexander ovechkin’s shot map is so funny. like mans will shoot from literally anywhere

it looks like a fuckin explosion

[cgiroux]

also connor mcdavid’s goal chart is so fucking funny too. like guys dw he’s not shooting it from anywhere. he’s gonna fuck your goalie over personally

[tapejob]

first 3 words you see are the state of your team in 2023

[anzekopistar]

I don’t know why, when a TikTok of NHL players drinking alcohol out of the centerpieces showed up on my FYP, I was surprised that it was TJ Oshie as if it could have been anyone else

[girlfriendline]

absolutely devastating news to find out that they orchestrated this themselves

[periodicavocation]

maybe he's been watching all the free agent signings and wanted to show, "hey, i can catch and throw it too!" — ray ferraro

leafs @ stars | 22.12.06

ft. marner on the bench:

[donnorcewar]

reblog this with your favorite player(s)and the song on your spotify wrapped that goes with their jersey number

[washingtoncapitals]

hi

[incorrect-caps-etc]

Evgeni Malkin: Do you value your friends? You should.

Geno: Sid: $6

Geno: Kappy: $2

Geno: Ovi: -$7

Geno: Flower: $4

Geno: Tanger: $5

Sidney Crosby: Actually, Geno, all of my friends are priceless.

Geno: Yeah, well mine are worth 10 dollars collectively.