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they/them | 24 | autism haver ----------------------------------------------- whats up nyall? im howl, but some of my older friends call me nox, and others know me as jasper. here's where i reblog shit. have fun!

[angelicguy]

What... where am I... what did that 4 for $4 deal do to me... I feel incredible

[ruesdeluxe]

[despazito]

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

[byjove]

one of the funniest controversies to ever occur on this blog was when I made a post about a really expensive and really good yogurt I accidentally got hooked on and how it sucked to really like an expensive product you got on super sale and people accused me of posting an undisclosed ad because I spoke so highly of this yogurt I couldn’t afford to buy on the reg 😭

[kiddmandu1]

"Hello... My name is Jay... And I am a Masshole"

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[the-quasar-hero]

Stop working on your résumé, and resume working on your fanfic.

All this “applying for jobs” when you could apply yourself to your fanart.

You’re trying to reword your cover letter instead of lettering the cover of your fanzine.

Worried about an interview for work? How about you enter the view of your work-in-progress?

[kiddmandu1]

"Hello... My name is Jay... And I am a Masshole"

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[dittography-direwolf]

Totally normal for a legitimate for-profit company to refuse to reclaim or stop running their products even after they're no longer being paid to do so. I'm sure it's very normal to just keep running your service for free when your contract's been terminated. Spending money to continue running cameras that supposedly no one is looking at is definitely not an indicator they are just run by the federal government to spy on everyone and only a wacko conspiracy theorist would think so.

[demilypyro]

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

[demilypyro]

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

[propalahramota]

I can't put this in tags like a normal person because apparently Tumblr no longer lets you do long tags which is dumb and I hate it but ok. Long time ago when I was but a wee 14 years old kid living in a sleepy town in Northern Ukraine, one day my bestie told me: hey, have you heard about this new English speaking club at the city library? They say it's run by two guys that came here on a mission all the way from America. And I was like: what mission? And she told me they were supposed to be Mormons. I didn't believe her. I was convinced she was fucking with me because at the time I didn't think that Mormons were real. I honestly thought they were fictional and only existed as a gag in South Park. And then a couple of days later those two missioners actually showed up to our English class to promote their little conversion club. Those poor men stood in front of a bunch of 14 years old and told us they were Mormon and several of my classmates said: wait, Mormon? Like in South Park?, and from their pained expressions you could clearly tell that it wasn't the first time they had been asked that here.

[mysticdragon3md3]

[targetedknowledge]

[dilfsisko]

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

[liberalsarecool]

Getting #BlackRock to change/exit the real estate market in NYC is a massive win for New Yorkers and #ZohranMamdani.

[markscherz]

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE SKELETON OF A RAIN FROG? [X]

[ask-crow-aus]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T HAVE RIBS

HUH

[markscherz]

Yeah frogs don’t have ribs. It’s a quick way to identify the bullshit ‘info’post about the ‘correct way’ to hold a frog. They seem to constantly mention hurting their non-existent ribs.

[depsidase]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[therantingsocialscientist]

Some more context:

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses"

On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

The Backlash Is So Strong That People With "Pervert Glasses" Are Afraid to Use Them in Public

Meta's camera-equipped "AI Glasses" are so divisive that some adopters are reportedly leaving their expensive smart glasses at home.