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Viktor:

the more i think about mcu spider-man the more i don’t like mcu spider-man

like mcu twink peter will never have the depth of our friendly neighborhood spider-man. literally any time they try and make spider-man super cool with access to a ton of sick tech and everything i start to really lose interest. the appeal of spider-man to me is that he’s like just some guy who happens to have super powers. like you could just hang out with this dude. the “bigger” they make him the more he loses that.

actually i’m gonna elaborate on this further because spider-verse did this but they did it well and with purpose.

the peter from miles’ dimension was super over the top, kinda larger than life. as pointed out by peter b. several times. however unlike other times they’ve done this it wasn’t just to try and make spider-man look cool, it was all a part of miles’ narrative. miles was given huge shoes to fill and they used this as a tool to portray how small miles felt compared to peter.

but the difference between miles and mcu peter is that miles didn’t need any of that to become the spider-man he is today. one of his main role models in the film is peter b. who’s broke and off his game, but still manages to do amazing things.

that’s the appeal of spider-man. is that anyone can make a difference, no matter where you’re at in your life you can still be incredible.

oceansalliteration

Good comment via the person I reblogged from.

traincat

I think it’s interesting that the scene from the end of The Amazing Spider-Man with the eggs is being put forward as the pinnacle of Spider-Man cinema – and I agree, for the record – because I don’t think people know how hard that scene got dragged when Homecoming was released. I’m fairly sure one of Homecoming’s six screenwriters said something negative about it, although I can’t currently find the article where I saw it, but if you check out this review of Spider-Man Homecoming you’ll see something along the same lines: “No one wants to watch May chide Peter for forgetting the eggs when there’s way more interesting superhero stuff to get to.”

Right, except I do, because the eggs in The Amazing Spider-Man were always there to remind the audience that Peter’s great responsibility exists outside of his identity as Spider-Man as well as within it – he has a responsibility to his aunt! Even over something as simple as bringing home the eggs he’d previously forgotten to get! It’s meaningful because it shows us that responsibility is a multi-layered, multifaceted aspect of both Peter Parker and Spider-Man and something that is baked into the character, not just the costume. That he shows up beaten to hell, having played a large part in keeping New York from becoming lizard people, with his girlfriend’s father’s blood probably still on him, and that he pulls the world’s most busted package of like 100% broken eggs out of his backpack because he promised his aunt he would pick up eggs and that she embraces him is so important! And it got mercilessly dragged as not being exciting or cool enough! Not being enough of a superhero scene! TASM’s Aunt May of the absolutely incredible “You’re my boy and I won’t hurt you” scene got called dowdy and not fun and pathetic because she was “just waiting at home for the eggs”! And it drove me absolutely crazy! Justice for Peter treating May like she’s his mom and the most important person in the world to him and knowing he has a responsibility to her! Justice for the little humanizing elements that make Spider-Man ultimately a relatable story! Justice for the eggs scene!

astraldreadnought-deactivated20

One of the larger than life things that MCU Spider-Man badly remade is Peter’s identity getting revealed.

This was one of the best scenes in the movie’s franchise history:

Peter passes out after stopping the train and saving everyone in it, and gets carried by the passengers inside.

The juxtaposition of the superhero being saved by the people he almost died to help and repaying his kindness with a promise that his secret is safe. That’s the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man the MCU could never conceive.

the-stove-is-on-fire

Danny Phantom has a Passive Danger Potential of 17 on a scale of 1-10.

He no longer plays by the rules of mere mortals.

Drop me a Ko-Fi if you enjoyed!

pinof

the suite life finale

briefnightmarefire

coolman229

#NO FATHERLESS CHILDREN IN MY LOBBY

cartoonrando

Moseby raised us all.

the-stove-is-on-fire

Spidey Sense vs Ghost Invisibility

Danny is visiting NYC with his fam for a ghost convention or something (as one does) and decides to do some sightseeing.

enigmaris

This is seriously so good and amazing! I love it OP!!!

stream

SCOOBY-DOO (2002) dir. Raja Gosnell

lenacraft

I can’t believe their one curse in this movie was bitch.

cartoonrando

This movie is a masterpiece

sosuperawesome

Iron-On Patches

Patch Party Club on Etsy

precision-instrument

mansikkilehma

Eve loving the snake who gave her her own wisdom over obeying The Man

galacthicc

Reblog to support your local lesbian farmers

twitblr

Putting forward what you didn’t have

gallusrostromegalus

I had an idea for a Play

It’s Hamlet

No Stage, just a bunch of chairs and props scattered around the room, audience sits wherever they want

A Disclaimer is given at the beginning of the play: “There Will Be Blood, and Audicence paticipation.” “You will be expected to stand up and yell “STOP!”.” “You’ll know when.”

Play continues as normal, but maybe with a little more Verve than usual

Just let the actors be Real Unhinged

Make it clear somewhere in the second act, that the actors aren’t pulling thier punches-

Those are REAL broken noses, that’s REAL blood on the floor and those swords sure as hell aren’t blunted

HOPEFULLY someone in the audience stands up and yells “STOP” before rosencrantz and Guildenstern are killed on stage

From that point on, the play is Improv

Whoever stands up is treated by the actors like another character in the play- Hamlet will try to convince them to aid his cause, Polonius to get them to Kill Hamlet, Ophelia to get her the hell out of there etc.

The Doors Are Locked

Efforts to make them break character will be ignored, they can only be reasoned with “In Character"

It is now up to the Audience to try and stop The Tragedy.

This is a terrible thearer production, a great horror movie or a fantastic prank on theater critics.

emiett

Regret

For Concepts Class: Illustrate a nonphysical word. The class had to try and guess it.

diarrheaworldstarhiphop

what a spectacular illustration

pervocracy

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

sunmied

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

bundibird

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

llamabeansforllamas

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

midnight-spectrum-again

Yes

cuminjuice-deactivated20241202

Marinette calling Luka "Just a friend"

bearsister

human beings are the funniest, if you gave a person a pile of alphabet magnets and two boxes labeled “even” and “odd” they’d start trying to sort the letters into the boxes immediately

bearsister

human brain sees arbitrary categories and goes apeshit

cosmicibe

Well yeah some letters are sharp and therefore even, you wouldnt call ‘O’ an even letter now would you

a-logical-phallus

NO IT’S THE EXACT OPPOSITE??? AN O IS ROUND SO IT’S LIKE A NICE ROUND EVEN NUMBER??? ODDS ARE SHARP?????

cosmicibe

?????

Even letters are square and jaggedy.

O is the opposite of square??

Look at a fucking O, you’re sliding all over the place with that round fuck. There’s nowhere to rest on an O, you can’t have a comfy sit on an O. It’s odd as fuck!

Even letters/numbers are resting places, look at T for example.

Now that’s a letter you can sit on, it’s got broad shoulders, its comfy, it knows not to take me to Applebee’s on a first date, there is room to have a seat and think with a T.

The alphabet could end on T and we would be fine, imagine the alphabet ending with O. Madness.

romeomahbromeo

EVEN is sturdy. even is curvy. O is even. I dunno what you’re talking about, I bet you think math is a blue subject (it’s not, it’s red.)

autisticexpression

OP’s theory is holding up well so far.

gallusrostromegalus

If we have even and odd letters, do we have Prime letters as well? Because I feel like Q is a Prime letter.

thequantumqueer

Q is prime, but its one of those primes that feels like it shouldnt be, like 29

computationalcalculator

X is the opposite, like 91. not prime but feels like it ought to be

i-hate-chick-fil-a

MAY DAY (MAY 1ST) DO NOT CROSS THE PICKET LINE. NO AMAZON. NO INSTACART. NO TARGET. NO WHOLE FOODS.

these companies are making RECORD PROFITS while their workers are dying from being on the job. boycott them on may 1st. the power of our efforts lies in the efforts of the working class.