cartweel

worms in ur brain

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[scalpho]

the problem with personality tests and other similar quizzes is that they assume you know things about yourself. Which is simply not true

[cottaegecore]

- sylvia plath

[lucidlymelanated]

Your 30s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[aetherograph]

Your 40s aren't too late. Don't let nobody tell you that stupid shit.

[loisfreakinglane]

#as long as you're alive it's literally never too late

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[crittizen]

this is a poem

i couldn’t not draw this

[i-say-ok]

ok…!

[blackstarcafe]

i literally cant find a version of this post without the comic in the notes, and the original post was edited, so . hi, im the guy who made that comic 4 years ago. it has been killing me the whole time because i changed the words by mistake and did not realize until after it had already taken off. so now, 4 years later, i have decided to remake it so i can sleep at night

here it is with the right words

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[ryebreadgf]

something something the poetry of science etc

[ryebreadgf]

woah

[dramaticwriter]

yeah

[magnetic-deflection]

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

good morning! you cannot change what has already happened! you cannot change people who are unwilling! however, you can choose acceptance and letting go and that is no small miracle!

[cherrybombpussy-deactivated2025]

i need to sit by the ocean about this

[diary-of-alice]

tumblr is not social media. idk how to explain but its so calm here. like this is the field and the valleys. over there is the town and people. but here we are little sheep in our pastures eating our grass and laying in the sun <3

[diary-of-alice]

me and the girls @ tumblr

[loveridden1999]