no, keep it , it suits you

I'm Jessica, I'm 20, and I'm an actual human disaster.

[literaryglamour]

[forestlymph]

Everyone needs to know that I remember everything

[illness-deactivated20180325]

as a mentally ill, if you haven’t taken your shower you’re not gonna wanna do anything else. do that first. this sounds like baby advice but fuckin’ do that first

[illness-deactivated20180325]

i understand that this is suspicious advice coming from norman bates but do it

[ginger-goddesss]

I went over this guys house and he said my perfume was turning him on and we ended up having sex &it was my 1d perfume like once again one direction coming thru 4 a bitch

[joner]

holy shit thank god vine is gone like can you imagine all the vines about fidget spinners

[igglooaustralia]

I have never laughed so hard

[okarintarou]

[sirthursday]

Please don’t do that.

[squidliescrawls]

I thought this was hilarious when I was drunk

[cas-n-sip]

"why are my college friends always hanging out with me even though I live nearby and never have plans" a autobiography by me

[mosasadogs]

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

[divawithanunspoiledagenda]

You Require the Milkshake

[lagonegirl]

[respectfulmemes]

[satanhaus-deactivated20220217]

what do you mean my constant jokes about killing myself are sad and disturbing

[1dclowns]

oh my god

[sparrow-va]

me: *walking in the house alone at night*  *sees a shadowed pile of objects out of the corner of my eye*

my shit anxious brain: 

[theonion]