The Wonders of My Mind

It's fop. Finest in the shop. Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top. And I've just begun. Here's the politician so oily, it's served with a doily, have one.

[sunflowercocoa]

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

[viciere]

OH MY GOD 3 OF THESE ARE THINGS I USED ON MY OLD BLOG HELL YEA IM STILL FAMOUS FOR THEM INSULTS

[wnterwidow]

[imrubenfigueroa]

[f2e7e5]

[daily-romione-blog]

[baskquiat-a]

Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl

[kitsune-tails]

He’s also wearing a shirt

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…

…at least he’ll never have that problem again…

[mean-sock-deactivated20190701]

Look me in the eye and tell me that was really necessary

[gengartrainer-deactivated201807]

NOT EVEN IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND THAT WAS A DOUCHE MOVE

[lup-tacco]

Im willing to bet so much that he did that because he isnt wearing pants

[dustily-archive-deactivated2015]

[nahshaw-deactivated20141008]

the shitty thing about having read a book in which a major character dies in the end is that when you see the movie it’s so fucking painful because when you’re seeing that character and whenever they’re smiling all you can think of is “you’re gonna fucking die” like you can literally feel your soul being ripped out of your chest

[madturbating-deactivated2013082]

how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS 

[anime-tor]

AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

[cheeky-jackharries-blog-deactiv]

AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS

[cornchipz-revival]

what

[stunningpicture]

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

[a-breath-of-the-wild]

This is transcendental. 

[breakfastburritoe]

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

[casbuttassbutt-blog]

a simplified guide to sexualities

homosexual: sexually attracted to homer simpson

pansexual: gets off to various kitchen utensils

asexual: gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet

demisexual: sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine

bisexual: can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely

heterosexual: can only be satisfied by macklemore

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

or smilies. A smiley guide I made to my mom because she doesn’t understand my smileys (3 first pictures)

[mishacolins]

[weapons-grade-spork]

I’ll stop reblogging this when it stops being funny.

[icelandiceel]

[lamewebsiteurl]

managrayson

[ivegotwarinmind]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

fight like a bitch die like a bitch

[azirae]

ANIMATION TEST. Six seconds of octopus (photoshop)

[fruitfever]

i wonder how long that took to make?

[azirae]

About 3 hours

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

it’s so pRETTY

[janblue]

Actor Misha Collins attends the Children Mending Hearts 6th Annual Fundraiser “Empathy Rocks: A Spring Into Summer Bash” at a private residence on June 14, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.

[deadedlock]

off you pop.