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21, he/him, pro yapper im autistic so if im awkward… you know why

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still mad bc the newer modern warfare trilogy gets all the love and affection on ao3 while black ops sits in the dumpster outside.

(black ops and the og MW trilogy are far better than the current MW trilogy but yall don’t wanna talk about that)

(bring back captain mactavish, write about roach my fucking goat, write more about mason, and stop writing current MW ghost/soap and twinkifying soap you guys are gonna give me an aneurysm)

(this is my kinda back post bc the yearly resurgence of COD in my brain begins again and im extremely sleep deprived thanks to college)

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this has been on my mind for YEARS, but i need to say it once and for all.

why the fuck, is there absolutely NO content about alex mason. ITS A DESERT OUT HERE. a dry mfing desert. adler content? fucking everywhere. you can’t escape him, you’re like bell in break on through in this bitch. but mason???? nah. where is he??? mfer is illusive. he shows up for 2 seconds when someone does a blood ritual and then boom. he’s gone again. like he got sent back to fucking vorkuta. it’s absolutely WILD.

so to all my black ops fans out there. make more alex mason content. or else 😇🙏🏻

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yk it’s wild to me that hudson just brought mason back to work in the cia after vorkuta. like tf you mean this man mumbles to himself in the corner and yall just handed him a gun?????? and the whole brainwashing thing never really got resolved cause he was still tweaking years later and everyone was just cool with that.

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Bell: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Adler: You’re a hazard to our team.

Woods: And a coward, do twenty.

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Hudson: How long do you think this will take you guys?

Woods: I don’t know, probably three or four.

Hudson: …Three or four what? Days? Weeks?? Months???

Mason: Yeah… or maybe five.

Hudson: FIVE WHAT

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Marshall: You know, bottling up your negative emotions is bad for your health.

Case: I know, that’s why I bottle up positive AND negative emotions, so it cancels out.

Marshall: That is NOT how that works-

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Bell: Can I ask a dumb question?

Adler: Better than anyone I know.

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guys i love the black ops games so much they consume my life. i cannot think about anything else.

thinking about posting about my bell for once since i’ve never really posted anything but meme posts and a couple rants here and there. butttt idkkkkkk. we shall see 🙂‍↕️

same thing with posting theories, some analysis style content (i love history so i yap about it a lot in comparison to cod related things) and headcanons. just for fun yk. but again… IDKKKK

W yapper💥🇺🇸😎

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Case: I prevented a murder today.

Marshall: How’d you do that?

Case: Self control :)

Marshall:

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Soap: Make no mistake. Not only am i party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Gaz: But are you shuffling?

Soap: Every day

Ghost: What language are you guys speaking?

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Gaz: Just be yourself! Say something nice :)

Ghost: Which one? I can’t be both.

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Soap: Do you think lava tastes spicy?

Price: Soap don’t fucking eat lava

Gaz: Try it and let us know

Ghost: Actually since it’s molten rock, it would probably taste dry and dusty

Soap: Ghost you’re the only one who understands me

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Dempsey: Hope you get run over

Richtofen: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

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Takeo: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Richtofen: *turning to Dempsey* How tall are you?

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Richtofen: You know what they say, go big or go home!

Maxis: Richtofen i am begging you, for the love of god please go home!

Richtofen: *whispers* I’m going big

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Ultimis Richtofen: I have learned a valuable lesson today

Ultimis Takeo: I’m going to guess it’s a distorted version of the lesson you should have learned

Ultimis Richtofen: Death isn’t real and i am basically god.

Ultimis Takeo: Sounds about right

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Primis Richtofen: Uh, I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one…

Ultimis Richtofen: *cracks knuckles*

Ultimis Richtofen: Manslaughter it is.