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My English Teacher: For homework, I want everyone to pick songs that are about love.

Everyone: Love Story (Taylor Swift), Gotta Be You (One Direction), Boyfriend (Justin Bieber)...

Me: As Long As You're Mine (Wicked), A Heart Full Of Love (Les Mis), You're The One That I Want (Grease), It Takes Two (Into The Woods)...

Everyone: ...

Me: What?

sobforsirius

the well known Harry Potter cycle

Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy

Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy

Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way

unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2

madamairlock

Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.

ellisonavenue

Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.

eiregirl05

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DAMN RIGHT

johannamanuela

The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.

skiesfullofstars

This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.

qkarissa

She’s still so beautiful.

jinxyourself

she is stunning .

supergirl-wowo

All hail the Queen, Julie Andrews

enigmaticrose

I still love Grey’s Anatomy but all this shit keeps happening to Meredith and I’m just supposed to accept that Cristina wouldn’t be on the first plane back to Seattle?

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only1600kids

IT BEGINS

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have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

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I got like 4 anons asking about this so I guess I didn’t:

omg. okay, so basically, I was a “gifted kid” which was code for fucken nerd ass bitch, so i would constantly just stare off into space during class while everyone else was tryna figure out what the fuck our teacher was tryna say. Anyway, I was learning about chemistry and biology outside of school(i know what a fucking nerd amirite ladies), and my dad got me a book that talked about all these famous psychological experiments.

So chapter one was, would you have guessed it, Pavlov’s dog. I thought it my be fun to try something to that extent with my classmates. Now, keep in mind, being a nerdy ass brown kid in a school full of white ppl meant that I wasn’t exactly popular, and no one really talked to me in class or cared what I was doing.

Everyday, at 9:45 am, our teacher would announce that it was snacktime, and everyone would fucking sprint to their cubbies to grab their lunchboxes like it was the goddamn hunger games. Kindergarten kids didn’t really have a concept of time, so i used this to my advantage. At 9:45 as my teacher would walk up to announce snacktime, I would knock on my desk really quickly three times. It was rly subtle, and I wasn’t sure that it would work.

So after two or three weeks, I decided to have some fun. Thirty minutes after school began at like 8:30 or something, I tapped knocked on the desk. Half the class turned their heads and looked straight at the cubbies. 3 boys got up and were about to run to get their lunchbox. One girls stomach started growling REALLY loudly. The teacher had to take 5 minutes to get everyone to calm down and one kid started crying because he thought it was snacktime and he was so shocked and destroyed.

Realizing that I had basically dog trained the whole class, I burst out laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and cut my head on the tile floor and got sent home early because I was laughing so hard they thought I had a concussion or something. When I explained what happened to my dad he left the room, but I could hear him losing it in the hallway.

So everytime now that I learn about classical conditioning in my Neuroscience classes, I have to fight to keep a straight face

me: *gets cat*

me: *names it cat blanchett*

me: *looks cat in the eye and says, i suppose you wouldn’t like to come live with me…*

me: *long pause*

 me: *…would you?*

oblwankenobi

Carrie Fisher spilled the whole plot of The Force Awakens to Graham Norton A YEAR AGO.

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c0ntemplations

nothing says you’re in your early 20s like a good ole’ fashioned panic attack about your life choices and the fact that every move you make is extremely critical to what path you’re going to go down for the next 5 or 10 years but i mean it’s whatever

queencate

Cate, 1999

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Cate Blanchett photographed by Will Davidson | Vogue Australia December 2015

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half-black-phillip

I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

telanu

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

maryburgers

help me roger

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Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director