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Color Me Curious
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
EXPECTATIONS
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Not today Justin

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YOU ARE THE REASON
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A not so knightly greeting
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werewolf™ by popular demand [full ver. here (explicit)]
Got the funniest accidental censor on pillowfort.
well how can i refuse if it came straight from an orc
computah, remove ai from everything
computah, destroy all ai data centers
Celebration of Sin
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Started this series as just a one-off anatomy practice/1-bit practice. Wanted to see how far I could push just two colors. Ended up turning it into a larger series, as I am wont to do. This time I actually finished the series though, which is out of character for me. Maybe seven is the perfect number.
my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!
me: yeah, i posted on tumblr
publisher: .........tumblr?
me: that's where the gays are.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)
update
publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?
me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?
publisher: .....and it works?
me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.
publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?
me: .......absolutely not.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)
update!
publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?
me: NO
publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-
me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.
publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.
me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.
(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)
update with picture of a pet!
This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.
He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.
It's been days.
I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)
@thebibliosphere @pangur-and-grim
Well, that’s one book waiting for me when I get back home! Also, please tell your publisher Cosmos is the goodest dog 💖
my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them
Holly Mop is never eating her normal food for us ever again, is she?
Oh, she’s never eating for us again.
Also I don’t think I told Tumblr, but Holly Mop stole my niece’s beanbag chair. We have tried her with lots of different dog beds over the years and she’s been ambivalent about most of them. But my niece’s $50 beanbag chair that lives up at the cabin?
That’s hers now.
My FIL keeps referring to it as Princess Holly’s Throne.
And she cried so much when they tried to leave without it, my MIL brought it home with her for us to keep. The dog stole the wean’s chair and won.
The favoritism is blatant 🤣
friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly
like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices
Every time I hear a white vegan say that I want to throw the rubble of the Klamath Dams at them.
The largest dam removal in U.S. history. So successful that the salmon that haven’t run freely in the river for literally over a century came back the next year. Not steady progress over a decade as expected, the very next salmon run they came home. No one alive saw salmon in that river outside the hatcheries kept by native’s tribes and the Department of Fish And Wildlife scientists desperately trying to save them. One of the activists who helped bring the suit spoke of their dying grandmother making them promise to bring the fish home, and they didn’t know how that was possible, but they spent decades doing it.
The legal basis for successfully suing the power company who owned the dams was Indigenous treaty rights to eat the fish. Eating the fish was the one thing in a century that succeeded in being a clear and legally binding right that superseded the desires of white capital and industry. I have been going to the public interest environmental law conference off and on for 20 years where a lot of organizing for Undam The Klamath happened. I’ve heard updates about every legal tact they tried as they happened, and they tried everything.
There are healthy, thriving salmon, trout, and lamprey in a rewilding and recovering Klamath River right now as a direct result of Indigenous people eating them. Of their legally binding right to eat them. They sure as fuck care more about those fish than any white vegan ever could. They are salmon people that the Creator sent Salmon to feed, while charging the People with protecting and stewarding them. It’s not possible to learn about salmon and trout in the Pacific Northwest without learning this, and it’s unambiguously racist to dismiss this symbiotic relationship.
The white vegans are trying to get all hunting and fishing banned in Oregon, and that’s quite possibly the single most catastrophic thing that could be done to the animals here because we killed off all the major predators of creatures like deer and without anything hunting them their numbers will explode, eat all the vegetation, destroy the ecosystem, and then die along with everything else in that failing ecosystem. Controlled hunting of deer is vitally necessary for the deer to survive. This is something Native people know, but patronizing racist savior-complex white people refuse to listen to.
I have a whole collection of Oregon’s Public Broadcasting’s documentaries about Klamath River or the larger story of fish and people in the region. If you watch nothing else, watch Klamath Dams Are Coming Out, First Salmon Ceremony, After The Dams, and First Decent (Native made). It could not be clearer that the salmon are being protected and nourished by the people who eat them, and that stewardship is a massive part of their creation myths. But it contradicts political vegan dogma so they don’t listen.
The Klamath River Runs Free
#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies
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Knight under Everything
when you palm a man’s clothed bulge and he spreads his legs wider for you giving access to his balls too and pushes his hips up against your hand and lets out that throaty little groan ………
Anyway I'm thinking about a half-succubus who has been raised since infancy by a puritanical cult that thinks pleasure and non-reproductive sex are irredeemable sins, and they have raised the half-succubus (who has never been told about her true nature) as a deliberate example to their cult, just waiting for the day she is old enough to transgress sexually so that they can then brutally sacrifice her in a show of "purification."
Of course full blooded succubi cannot be born and never die, so are never children, but since our girl is half human she has to be raised. An unwitting lamb to slaughter, never understanding why her community treats her as someone dirty when she's only ever followed their rules perfectly. Of course she grows into a beautiful woman and the cult leaders are frustrated that she has not yet bent to her true "nature," and thus her very existence becomes a threat to their dogma. Because if sin isn't some inherent, demonic quality, then nothing makes THEM better than OTHERS, ie nothing makes the cult any more holy or worthy than non-cult members.
So of course they hatch a disgusting plot to "force" her into revealing her demonic sex-obsessed form, but don't worry!!!! She gets away and she's unscathed but confused and frightened and hurt because she STILL doesn't know what she is or why her community don't love her etc etc
NOW the fun part: fleeing the cult, she stumbles upon the cabin of a kind but isolated werewolf with major social anxiety - he fears the harm he could potentially do if he were to live around other people, bc he can't control the wolfy part of his nature. Of course he takes in this strange woman wandering the woods in the freezing winter, despite his fears for her safety. The succubus, now in the care of someone who is actually kind to her, starts experiencing a new hunger for the first time- bc of course, the reason her "nature" had never manifested before is simply that she'd never encountered anyone she was attracted to in that mean crusty cult.
The succubus doesn't totally understand this hunger, but she knows she can't act on it lest her new friend treat her like a sinful demon the same way the cult did. The werewolf is of course smitten with the first company he's had in years, but dares not act on it in case his wolf side takes over and it triggers a heat (or any story contrivance you desire, you get what I'm putting down here).
The POINT is that both these people are ferally sexually obsessed with the other but painfully unable to act on it. Oh, the yearning 😤
Succubus with the asshole cult: "Sex? Of course not! It is a sin! And pleasure is a gateway to hell!"
Shunned succubus meets hot shy werewolf:
So many people never learned to live with harmless discomfort at any point in their lives and holy fuck does it show
“But I wanna know!” You’re gonna have to learn to be ok with not knowing some things, especially when those things involve personal details about strangers that they’re not comfortable sharing.
“But it’s confusing!” If you take the time to educate yourself it’ll no longer be confusing. Otherwise you’re just gonna have to learn to be ok with being confused.
“But it’s weird!” You probably do weird things all the time. Everyone does weird things sometimes. Life goes on.
“But it scares me!” Is it hurting you? No? You’ll be fine. Being scared and being harmed are not always the same thing. Learn to tell the difference and then act accordingly.
“But I want it!” And I want a million dollars. You can’t always get what you want.
Addendum:
"But it makes me uncomfortable!" The world is an uncomfortable place and complete strangers are not required to fix that for you. Learning to endure harmless discomfort is a life skill for existing in public.
"But I don't like it!" There's plenty of things in the world and not all of them are fun or enjoyable or For You. This applies to everyone and we all have to deal with that in a mature fashion.
"But I want to do the thing!" You can't always do what you want. Most people learn this in preschool. Wanting something does not entitle you to be inconsiderate to the people around you.
The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes