Cassie Chronicles

Where I come from, "tumblr" is code for masturbation.

[mintredd]

[chaoticneutralbastard]

They look like they’re singing a high pitched duet.

[skydrynn]

[cassjo2010]

I think my friendboy is just about done with me.

[barbed]

[babyanimalposts]

[babyanimalposts]

feeling down? you need this baby animal blog

[indigostrat]

@cassjo2010 as an orca….

[bookstackxyz]

[ivysaurous]

Sample my dick, bitch

Cassie Vaughan, August 2015 (via ivysaurous)

[perfectlymeganfox]

[ewaneneollav]

somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me

[inc4rn4t]

im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…

[petitescarlette]

I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.

[crearuru]

i bet u thought this post was finally dead

[adrithegreat]

well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming

[ginandmisadventures]

grabbing all the breadsticks, I’ll leave the shop running

[skeletonwheel-deactivated201910]

didn’t make sense not to live for

gun

[phoenixflorid]

your left side’s beef but your pizza none

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[thecarlonethatalsowrites-deacti]

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[plasticroyal]

there’s a lot going on here

[humortrain]

[moan-s]

[100493503004422]

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

[hummingbird-hooligan]

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

[100493503004422]

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

[6ooooz-deactivated20180315]

[hotelceilings]

STOP

[unshaped]

I swear to god yall

[wernerwartzhog]

[iraffiruse]