Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name~

Do I really need an introduction?..I am the one and only Lucifer, Beezlebub, Satan, The big bad Wolf, The eternal evil, The temptation of humanity, yadda yadda yadda.....((Kinda sorta on hiatus???))

[castawaylucifer]

Hey guys!

I want to apologize for being near invisible for the past few months. I've been dealing with a lot of emotional stuff and debating whether or not cosplay still makes me happy. Of course, I love all of the friends I've made, but things are a little tough on my end recently. Whenever I get depressed or anxious, I'd usually use cosplay to cope. But sadly, this isn't the most accessible coping strategy. So, this summer I decided to take time for me and try to figure things out without focusing my energy on something else. I hope to get back in the swing of things soon. Love, Kelsey

[hellishnoble-deactivated2015100]

warning: intense smut gif NSFW GAY NSFW

[rampant-noodle]

Send Me Your Headcanons For Me!!!

Height?:

Age?:

Voice pitch?:

Sleeping position, Do I drool or Snore in my sleep? :

Favorite Color?:

Morning, Noon, Or Evening Person?:

Anything Else?:

[christowitch]

OH i totally wanna see this..

[nomountains]

Take notes, Steve

[welcometo-chaos-blog]

     "Excuse me? Dumb you say?!!" 

[castawaylucifer]

"How wonderful!"

[nomountains]

[microphonesandlabcoats-blog]

OH STEEEEEVE CARLS BERG BLA BLA 

OH GINGERS OMG so hot.

[nomountains]

Oh. OH.  Two can play at this game..

OH LOOK EVERYONE. LOOK AT ME AND MY PERFECT HAIR AREN’T I BEAUTIFUL.

HAHAH I LOVE SCIENCE MORE THAN MY BOYFRIEND OHH SCIENCE YESS PUT YOUR TEST TUBE IN MY MOUTH

[microphonesandlabcoats-blog]

oh YOU DIDNT ….

Oh Ima start making out with you and forget to tell you that I have FUCKING TENTACLES THAT ARE GONNA TOUCH YOU

HAHAHAHA OH ITS FINE INK WASHED OUT OF WHITE 

[castawaylucifer]

I SWEAR IM STILL ALIVE

Sorry for kinda disappearing! I plan on cosplaying Kevin R. Free tomorrow night (Hopefully!) So, if you would be so kind to send him some questions, I'm sure he'd be thankful.

[gimmemormor-deactivated20160613]

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THIS SONG CONTAINS SPOILERS, AND THERE IS NO READ MORE FUNCTION ON AUDIO POSTS! I AM REALLY REALLY SORRY. IF YOU HIT YOUR “J” KEY NOW, IT WILL SKIP THIS POST. I LITERALLY TAGGED IT EVERY KIND OF SPOILER THING IMAGINABLE I HAVE DONE MY BEST.

Ok well that’s over. xD This is my celebration of my bby coming back to life, yaaaaay! You all have no idea how happy I am that Moriarty is back, holy hell. So, have a new song so I can express my feels.

LYRICS:

It’s raining, it’s pouring… Sherlock is boooooringgggg…

I’m waking up to knives and guns I move my knights and send out my pawns Hello, I hope you missed me I’m hacking in, living it up, you thought I died but it was all bust This is it, my apocalypse Whoa

I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to get me up and go Welcome to my new age, to the new age Welcome to my new age, to the new age Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive

I raise my flags, don my suits It’s a revolution, led by brutes I paint them red to fit right in Whoa I’m hacking in, living it up, you thought I died but it was all bust This is it, my apocalypse Whoa

I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to get me up and go Welcome to my new age, to the new age Welcome to my new age, to the new age Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive

All plans are go, the world will be mine Deep in your bones, you knew I survived

I’m waking up, I feel it in my bones Enough to get me up and go Welcome to my new age, to the new age Welcome to my new age, to the new age Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive Whoa, whoa, I’m radioactive, radioactive

[asexual-not-a-sexual]

These are the companions to the sexuality cards I created a few weeks ago: GENDER BUSINESS CARDS.

Fuck yeah. 

The opposite side to these cards are pronoun based, like the final image. I have pronoun sets of:

She/Her

He/Him

They/Them

Ze/Hir

Ey/Em

These pronoun set will be uploaded in a separate post since tumblr only allows for 10 images per photoset. 

To get the whole “business card experience,” print your two selected cards double-sided. Cut them out, and bam. You’re in business. (I’m so sorry for the pun. It was necessary.)

Thank you to everyone in the trans*, genderqueer, and beyond communities for teaching me and helping me on my journey! Your help was greatly appreciated, and these would have never been possible without the people who contacted me and gave me advice and guidance. You guys rock! 

[tutuleprime-deactivated20180306]

This actually helps me understand the terms alot better now, thank you for making these!

[castawaylucifer]

You may need to help Steve. He's gone a bit... uh. Kevinish.

??????

[TUES-21:53:00] 

To: Conspirator 

Hey, are you feeling alright?

[welcometo-chaos-blog]

To: Riggy

Yeah- I’m fine. What’s the prob?

[castawaylucifer]

To: Conspirator

Nothing, really. Jut heard you were hanging round Desert Bluffs a lot, that's all.

[castawaylucifer]

You may need to help Steve. He's gone a bit... uh. Kevinish.

??????

[TUES-21:53:00] 

To: Conspirator 

Hey, are you feeling alright?

[castawaylucifer]

Uh, Hello!

[castawaylucifer]

Long time no see!

Sorry for being completely on hiatus without saying anything. School has kinda been completely crazy right now. And I had a play and practice for a musical and midterms, blah blah--- So, tonight, I'll be getting on as Simone for a bit. (Mostly because it's the easiest cosplay I have and I can take it off to study afterwards.) IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS/MAs FOR SIMONE, YOU CAN SEND THEM NOW. Because I'd really appreciate it, thank you. Love you guys!

[castawaylucifer]

carlos is made of yeast and flour

Carloaf the scientist

[castawaylucifer]

carlos lends some money

Carloan the scientist

[castawaylucifer]

carlos is made of yeast and flour

Carloaf the scientist

[percyhoneybee]

DID YOU MOTHERFUCKERS REALLY THINK YOU WERE DONE WITH ME? I THINK NOT. THAT’S RIGHT IT’S THE SUGAR SCRUB CHICK BACK WITH ANOTHER FUCKING TUTORIAL. YOU BITCHES HAVE BEEN ASKING ME FOR AGES TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING POSTS AND IT’S FUCKING LATE SO HERE YOU GO FUCKERS WE GON LEARN SOME SHIT SO SIT DOWN AND BE QUIET

SO WE ALL WANT LIPS RED AS THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN RIGHT AND WHO DOESN’T FUCKING LIKE ARTS AND CRAFTS AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND LIPSTICK FOR FUCKING COSPLAY SO BEHOLD THE HUMBLE CRAYON YOU LITTLE SHITS

GET A CRAYON. AND NOT JUST ANY CRAYON A FUCKING CRAYOLA CRAYON DON’T EVEN TRY WITH THAT ROSEART SHIT BECAUSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND RIP OUT YOUR UVULA. IF YOU WANNA GET REALLY ARTSY WHIP OUT ONE OF THESE BAD BOYS 

AND BREAK UP SOME CRAYONS TO GET THE PERFECT SHADE OF BLUE GREEN FOR THAT BADASS COSPLAY YOU’VE GOT PICKED OUT BUT MARK MY WORDS NO MORE THAN ONE FUCKING CRAYON’S WORTH OF BITS BETTER GO INTO THIS FUCKING BOWL.

SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU NEED SOME OTHER FUCKING SHIT IN THERE SO GO GET SOME OIL. THE GOOD STUFF. I’M TALKING EVOO BITCHES THE VIRGINAL BLOOD OF THE MOST TENDER OLIVES IN ALL THE LAND. SQUEEZE SOME OF THAT HEAVENLY LUBRICANT INTO YOUR BOWL, ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON, THAT’LL DO PIG, THAT’LL DO. NOW GO FIND SOME SHEA BUTTER OR COCONUT OIL AND GLOP ABOUT 1/2 A TEASPOON OF THAT IN YOUR BOWL. NOW GO TO YOUR MAGICAL CABINET OF WONDERS AND FIND SOME NICE SMELLING SHIT. COULD BE VANILLA EXTRACT. COULD BE LAVENDER OIL. I DON’T KNOW BRO WHATEVER YOU THINK SMELLS LIKE THE SILKY UNDERBELLY OF A NEWBORN UNICORN(important note make sure you use a FOOD SAFE oil if it doesn’t say it’s food safe/food grade don’t use it!) GRASP THE BOTTLE FIRMLY, SCREAM LIKE A VICTORIOUS PTERODACTYL, AND DROP 1-4 DROPS OF THAT SWEET SMELLING LIQUID IN THERE.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS RIGHT THERE BECAUSE IT IS THE HEATING VESSEL FOR YOUR GLORIOUS LIPSTICK THAT’S RIGHT LIKE A VIKING WARLORD YOU ARE GOING TO USE A DOUBLE BOILER. SO GET A SAUCEPAN AND HEAT SOME WATER, THEN PLOP THAT SWEET SMELLING BOWL OF OIL AND WAX ON TOP OF THAT STEAMY WATER LIKE THE COLLISION OF YOUR OTP IN A BAD FANFIC OH YEAH. STIR THAT SHIT UNTIL EVERYTHING IS MELTY AND SMOOTH YOU DON’T WANT TO RUIN YOUR SPOONS SO I USE A DISPOSABLE CHOPSTICK FUCK YEAH RECYCLING NOW ONCE THAT SHIT IS SOFT LIKE THE SUPPLE SKIN OF YOUR HEAVENLY BOOTY, YOU NEED SOMETHING TO POUR IT INTO

WELL DAMN GOOD THING YOU PICKED UP SOME CONTACT CASES LAST TIME YOU WERE AT THE STORE OR MAYBE YOU HAVE SOME EMPTY CHAPSTICK TUBES OR JUST SOME SMALL TUPPERWARE I DON’T KNOW BUT GOSH YOU ARE SO RESOURCEFUL AND PRETTY YOU DESERVE NICE LIPSTICK LIKE THIS ALSO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOU THIS WEEKEND AND NEVER FORGET HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU

I’M GLAD WE HAD THAT MOMENT TOGETHER NOW BECAUSE NOTHING IS MORE METAL THAN SAFETY, TAKE A THICK HAND TOWEL OR AN OVEN MITT OR SOMETHING AND GRIP THAT BOWL OF COLORFUL GOOP AND POUR GENTLY INTO THAT RECEPTACLE YOU PROCURED. YOU WILL PROBABLY SPILL SOME BUT THAT’S OKAY YOU’RE ONLY HUMAN. POP THAT SHIT IN THE FRIDGE BECAUSE YOU’RE AN IMPATIENT MOTHERFUCKER AND YOU WANT YOUR LIPSTICK NOW GODDAMMIT AND ONCE IT HARDENS SLATHER THAT CREAMY GOODNESS ON THICK, SLIDE ON SOME SUNGLASSES, AND HEAD INTO BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY CLASS DISMISSED MOTHERFUCKERS

[zeaky]

DO NOT DO THIS.

DO NOT DO THIS.

DO NOT DO THIS.

NO DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS, CRYON HAS A LOT OF FUCKING LEAD IN IT (four times more than lipstick) PLEASE JUST BUY ACTUAL LIPSTICK.

[silencingthedrums]

There’s no lead in crayola crayons. Kids eat them.

[gryphynshadow-deactivated201812]

The ingredients in Crayola Crayons are: paraffin, wax, and pigment. They’re made with the understanding that some kids will eat the damn things, so the company that makes Crayons has been very very careful to use non-toxic materials, even going so far as to use a special edible glue on the paper labels. (cornstarch and water, fyi)

You can eat Crayons, if you really wanted to, but frankly the flavor’s a little bland. They taste like wax. So, yeah. adding oils with a lower solidification temperature like Olive Oil or Grapeseed or Avocado, and mixing in some Shea or Coconut Butter would make a creamy crayon. Which you could use on your skin, if you wanted.

Go wild, use that shit on more than just lips. Use it like theatrical makeup, paint your tits blue if you want. Or use it like paint on the walls, or paper, or canvas. It won’t dry the same way acrylic or watercolor paint will, and will remain ‘workable’ and pliable until the oil looses enough water to solidify, much like, oh, off the top of my head… oil paint.

Modern oil paints are very similar to the recipe above, though usually done with Linseed oil or other inert non-organic oils. Organic oils, as they dry, can discolor, making your carefully chosen color look off. Why are some really old painting slightly yellow? Partly the varnish has yellowed, partly airborne pollutants have stained the surface, and partly the oil in the original paint has shifted color.

BTW, don’t eat Linseed oil, you’ll get the runs something fierce and regret it a lot. And then you get to go to the doctor and explain why your runny poo is brightly colored. But the amount you’d ingest from lipstick made with crayons? Negligible.

Now I really want to make a set of rainbow lipstick to match my rainbow collection of nail polish (which is way more toxic than crayon lipstick, too.)

[substantiating-shadows]

I’m sorry, I don’t wear lipstick but those instructions kinda turned me on.