Just Ramblings

Melancholic. Legally adult. European. I'm Cohava on AO3, for those interested.

[queer-ragnelle]

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

[winwin17]

Reblog with the Elven realm (from any point of history) you'd assign the previous user as part of

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[xenasaur]

seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴

you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you

[officialbionicle]

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

[officialbionicle]

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

[escuerzoresucitado]

[findingfeather]

Well, you know. You can't expect the chimpanzee to have the same mature, grounded and self-deprecating sense of humour about it all that Jane Goodall has. That's asking a bit much.

[darkladynyara]

This is the cartoon in question, for anyone who's curious

[dailysnoopy]

[transgenderer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

[runasulienadanika]

text posts that remind me of the locked tomb part 3

Harrow when Ianthe:

harrianthe:

Gideon in gtn:

John:

Judith:

Camilla and Palamedes:

Dulcinea:

Nona:

literally everyone:

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[pixxeidust]

women's beauty standards:

- hourglass body shape

- tiny waist

- long legs

- large eyes

- no body hair

conclusion:

conventionally attractive woman

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[devinellekurtz]

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[beguilingcorpse]

obviously we all talk about ‘if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more’ (as we SHOULD) but we do not talk enough about how when knightley resolved to go to london to try to get over emma he waited half an hour at hartfield just to see her. and then when he found out that she wasn’t home because she was trying to make up for her behavior toward miss bates he was so overwhelmed that he nearly KISSED HER HAND in front of her father and harriet. but he DIDN’T because he thought she was in love with FRANK CHURCHILL. DRAMA!!!!!!

[st-just]

A character trait/dynamic that I'm endlessly compelled by is someone dealing with (or, like, failing to) being the child of people who were too busy being good people to have the time and attention to be good parents. This can be anywhere from 'was a public defender who gave a shit working 60 hour weeks with basically no vacations' to 'left their family behind to join the revolution/war effort and is now a universally beloved martyr-hero who saved/remade the world with their final breath' on the groundedness spectrum. The important thing is a viscerally felt but confused and ugly mess of longing, resentment, and guilt about feeling the resentment.

[teapotchamelineon]

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#the idea that someone can simultaneously be a bad parent and a good person is one that seems to escape a LOT of people#I see far too many people who insist that if someone is a bad parent they're also a bad person#because being a bad parent MAKES them a bad person#“well they never should have had kids if they were going to be bad at it!” cool cool so I don't know if you know this but#not everyone is able to see how things will play out before they happen#also someone may be a GREAT parent for one kid but a mediocre one for another kid#because (and I know this is another pretty alien idea to a lot of tumblr) everyone is different#what one child needs is not necessarily the same as what another child needs#anyway#it's much more fun to explore this concept in fiction than in reality#when it happens IRL at least one real person gets screwed over; in fiction it's an interesting story to explore

So fucking true

I know people who are great as friends for example, but they shouldn't be parents.

[balrogballs]

still in the throes of house moving so just posting old unfinished sloppy sketches i never bothered to paint. enjoy some uncharacteristic domestic sweetness. iirc this one was meant to be comrade maedhros ‘subtly’ bitching about you to finnu, who is doing his very best poker-face, even though he secretly agrees with whatever the comrade is bitching about you. also, all this happens in the grocery shop queue because they canonically have gone grocery shopping together every single friday for decades, primarily because they don’t trust each other* to do the shopping alone. the background is blank but imagine like 30 other people in line all pretending that these two are just really good friends. bosom buddies in fact.

*their mutual distrust is warranted. if left to own devices, finnu would have dessert for breakfast lunch and dinner every day, and the comrade would and has been known to bring a little calculator to the shop to add up his macros for the day because obviously the world will end if he does not meet his protein targets.