THE CASTING OUCH

All the auditions in Hollywood I WON'T be going to this week.

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...WOW. NOPE! NICE TRY.

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yes!!

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OK STOP SHOUTING THO

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TW: sexual assault

[positivedoodles]

Facebook / Twitter / Ko-fi / Buy the book [Drawing of chrysanthemums and pansies above a caption that says “Your skills aren’t useless or unimpressive just because they aren’t easily monetized. Just because you’re not making money doesn’t mean you’re not doing anything valuable.”]

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BBC One

'It's not rocket science darling. We’re just asking you to be thin and curvy, sexy and innocent!’ Acting auditions can be SAVAGE 😂

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Casting a series about a group of friends who have careers, are financially sound, and travel together.

I would also like to cast these people, just legit to be my friends.

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THIS ALL DAY.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

… I don’t think I’ve ever seen this though.  Like ever.  

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The fuck does this even mean?

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it’s a reference to hollywood casting calls that only describe women characters in relation to the man that they’re dating, because her storyline only exists to serve his.

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THIS ALL DAY.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

… I don’t think I’ve ever seen this though.  Like ever.  

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do you read casting calls on a daily basis? because it’s pretty common.

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THIS ALL DAY.

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please don’t.

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“Casting bikini model, 20s. One line of dialogue.”

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“Casting a young attractive to girl to play a high school/college student. Loving and kind eyes, a nice smile and just a stunning natural beauty. You are a good girl, but bend the rule just enough to spend time with you boyfriend.”

— Because girls are either “good” or “bad,” depending on sex things!