𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖆 𝖈𝖔𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗

𝕽𝖔𝖇𝖎𝖓 | 𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 ⚳ | 𝟑𝟏 | 💎 𝙹𝚘𝙹𝚘 𝙿𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 🩷 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚜 🤍 𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚖 🩵 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚂𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢 🌈 💢 ᴛᴇʀꜰꜱ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ɴᴏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅꜱ‼️

[casual-funeral]

My infrequent tags:

#aliceposting - my kitty Alice 🩷

#gatsbyposting - my kitty Gatsby 🩵

#finnposting - the husband 💙💗💜

#posts of all time - personal favs ✨️

#my cats - what it says on the tin 🐈

#robinposting - yeah 🫥

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[xylophonetangerine]

[witemglitch-deactivated20260709]

It exists and it's called Portland, Oregon

[sanrio-stud]

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[dat-soldier]

[chadzia-deactivated20180101]

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

[jizzfrosti]

Tracer:Alright everyone, lets show em what we’re made of

His Holiness Father Stelios:

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[sanrio-stud]

[bruzum]

[ozempicofficial]

[segamascott]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[captain-price-returns]

[ramdragons-deactivated20240319]

need people to see this i feel insane

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety