Signed, yours truly, the whale!

sketch | 21 | she/he/they | liker of women

[casual-murder]

Hi, I’m Sketch! Sometimes I post art, but mostly I just like and reblog stuff.

She/He/They

21

I love my wifes <3

[depsidase]

[roycohn]

sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME

[senatortedcruz]

[transhuman-priestess]

@zoethesportsblog

[zoesupreme]

a few of my favorites

[zoesupreme]

a new one just dropped

[dappergamelord]

had to add a couple favs from my personal collection

[doubleca5t]

[casual-murder]

Hello, Siffrin In Stars and Time, how are you? (Referring to the post you reblogged from me, and assuming you know who that is.)

NOOOOOO

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[casual-murder]

miiports

[silima]

i made this at 4am and it was a lot funnier then but we persist

[casual-murder]

vandal from marathon for @casadehomos

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[sherlocking-out-loud]

for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

[pokemonheartgold]

cannot vouch for this personally but copyable vers for anyone who needs it:

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x => x?.exports?.default?._proto_?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

[i-add-sources]

Tested this with a VPN set to the uk and turning a channel in my personal test-discord nsfw. Before code:

CTRL+SHIFT+i does not initially work, you need to turn on developer tools:

How to Open the Discord Console

In this guide, you'll learn how to open the Discord console (also known as the developer console), use it, and why is it not opening.

^the article does use the wrong quotes, use this: "DANGEROUS_ENABLE_DEVTOOLS_ONLY_ENABLE_IF_YOU_KNOW_WHAT_YOURE_DOING": true

Paste this above "ChromiumSwitches":

Then go to console, type "allow pasting", press enter, and paste the below text (@pokemonheartgold used one _ too litle on either side):

Object.values(webpackChunkdiscord_app.push([[Symbol()],{},r=>r.c])).find(x=>x?.exports?.default?.__proto__?.getCurrentUser).exports.default.getCurrentUser().ageVerificationStatus = 3;

Click away from the channel, back into it, press continue, voila:

^as you can see it took a few tries to get the code right

Close devtools, possibly remove the line of code from settings.json again, done!

This is correct.

[casual-murder]

GRENADE!!

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[incorrect-anatomy]

Another fanart spread of some more amazing furbies ♡♡

Featured furbies posted by: @melonfurblet (deactivated) @furbypurrs @casual-murder @furby-rocker @grimblethefurb and @gradschoolcryptid

[casual-murder]

WAAA LOOK AT THEM!!! thank you so much for drawing my baby vista, she looks wonderful!!

[casual-murder]

JUMPSCARE!!

i don't usually post my adopts here buuut if ur interested in them then check them out!!

i've got a bta and some flats that need loving homes :3

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[casual-murder]

JUMPSCARE!!

i don't usually post my adopts here buuut if ur interested in them then check them out!!

i've got a bta and some flats that need loving homes :3

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

[casual-murder]

JUMPSCARE!!

i don't usually post my adopts here buuut if ur interested in them then check them out!!

i've got a bta and some flats that need loving homes :3

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

A community for collaborative character creation and trading, worldbuilding and roleplay.

[cervine-arctophile]

X-rays were used prior to auction to identify the age of the bear.