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She|Her Morgan, 20s talk to me about cats.

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[only-cat-memes]

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[ell-does-stuff]

shadow quiz is about to go crazy

[janmisali]

imagine rolling two standard six-sided dice. what is the sum of their results?

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[show results]

Voting ended onJun 3

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[birds-in-posts]

Osprey (Pandion haliaetus)

European starling (Sturnus vulgaris)

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[girlmostlikely]

Jaw on the floor

[closet-keys]

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[garaks-padded-bra]

Weewees beautiful life

[garaks-padded-bra]

Love her or Hate her she smelt that thing. Weewees beautiful life.

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[beemovieerotica]

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

[evilwizard]

this could work. we never tried it

[rocketbirdie]

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

[crownkeeper]

huge topic of debate at work today so i'm asking here too

could you land a commercial airplane with 150 passengers? you're allowed to have someone explain it to you and have access to youtube

yes

no

dolly answer

Voting ended onMay 18

[crownkeeper]

you're trapped in the cockpit and the pilot and copilot are dead and it all rests on your shoulders. are you landing the plane?

yes

no

dolly answer

Voting ended onMay 18

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months