[versaceslut]

[lightweightmakeup1-deactivated2]

#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

[the-loved]

I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash

[loueejii]

Nothing but respect for my president

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[timedowls]

if you remember the bomb the music industry powerpoint then here is one specifically for jeff. 

[stanleykubricks]

I drove to New Orleans, in a… bus… with my friends… we slept at the Hyatt, actually.

bonus!

[animatedtext]

[arqueete]

I’ve been in a few fandoms in my time, but let me tell you, I don’t think I’ve ever been hit with the kind of curveball headlines I’ve seen in the few years I’ve been following Sufjan Stevens.

[arqueete]

[timotheetea]

i feel kinda sad today. a sufjan stevens kinda sad 

[2pride2prejudice]

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

[terracottaslong]

[chlostars]

listen up: “hark the herald angel sing/ glory to the newborn king” and “i know when that hotling bling/ that can only mean one thing” have the same number of syllables

merry christmas

[herpowerisherown]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[silverhawk]

every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big

that any other rabbit breed would look puny next to the teletubby suits. 

[silverhawk]

fdlkfmdsklfmsdklfds

[pochowek]

Accept her

[chuckletons]

[feazelbal]

Fool…!

[lord-kitschener]

I still accept her

[humans-of-pdx]

“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!“  “What are you going to make with it?” “Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”

[jumpingjacktrash]

always reblog cabbage lady

raise the happiness level of your entire dash

[lovelyardie]

Reblog cabbage lady for good luck in 2017 🍀

[pastel-alien-angel-deactivated2]

It doesn’t match my blog theme but sorry, I had to.

[casualexplosion]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[k1spiegel]

avocado, baby’s “it won’t get better, that doesn’t mean it’s gonna get any worse” vs life is a long time’s “you know it starts pretty rough and ends up even worse”