Time Affluence At Its Finest

My name is Jill, I like a lot of things. This blog might be about those things, or it might just be a clusterfuck of amazingly random shit. This is yet to be determined.

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[onlytwitterpics]

!!!!!

[mackarywrathew]

Trans guys droppin titty for trans girls call that a transaction.

[doggosource]

This happens often

[catwithbenefits]

this was almost the meanest thing I’ve ever seen

[tampongrease]

I made some Witcher memes

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[legovasavouchi]

Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.

[zorko-transhumanist]

Blessed cat dad

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

today i found out that victor hugo has had more sex than possibly almost any other human that has lived on this planet. 

he had so much sex his biographers straight up gave up trying to document all of his sexual partners. he was reported to fuck up to 3-9 times a day. He had a secret sex diary written in code. He had “official” and “unofficial” mistresses. One estimate was that he had ~200 sexual partners in two years. 

Icon. 

[lesmiserableslove]

don’t forget that on the day of his funeral all the brothels in Paris were closed because every single prostitute in the whole goddamn city was busy mourning him

[histry-buff-deactivated20170618]

Hey quick question what the fuck

[urulokid]

the man reported on his hookups in his diary using latin code words and 2 million people attended his funeral, if that isnt balling idk what is

[butchious]

victor hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years

[bob-belcher]

[girljeremystrong]

“Is what happens that the drone blows up?” “Usually.”

[valtsv]

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i'm sad

[valtsv]

[thatwetshirt]

preach

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

we slidin

[stuart-townsend]

+

[radical-eirini-deactivated20210]

me

[threeofclovers]

the dishonored level i need

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma