Killing me to love you

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[cataclysmsfortheendless]

Hands and knees on the floor because there's a stain older than me, but it will come off, and it has to or I will lose my mind and my existence shall suffer the consequences.

[parkore]

legitimately one of the funniest videos in earth

[carnival-phantasm]

Happy Pride Month!

[ao3commentoftheday]

Okay. So. Pizza Hut has a bonkers Valentine's Day PR stunt called "goodbye pies" where you can send someone a pizza to break up with them.

Sure. Fine. Capitalists gonna capitalism. Whatever.

BUT!

The website they created for the whole thing has a breakup excuse generator? And some of these things are actually funny.

We want different things. For example, I want someone else, and you want me.

I need to spend more time with my pet tarantula, and on an unrelated note I never learned how to love.

I know you're just using me to reach high stuff in your apartment.

So yeah, if anyone's writing break up stories for Valentine's Day, here are some free prompts?

Please note: the font on that website is horrendous, so I recommend making use of the accessibility features.

[ao3commentoftheday]

If this one isn't made for tumblr, I don't know which one is:

I’ve fallen in love with an extraterrestrial despite our cultural differences and the fact that they’re a human-sized lizard covered in goo.

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[whysosirris]

[zazsaysstuff]

watching through breaking bad for the first time after watching this countless times and finding the source of every sound in this video was maybe the best possible tv watching experience I could have ever had

[badnik-deactivated20240401-deac]

[without-ado]

Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

[spike-cannon]

Taking myself on a silly little walk for my silly little mental health

[thatdisasterauthor]

Have you ever held an eclipse in your hands?

[starays13]

[luciferifilia-deactivated202504]

What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.

— J.D. Salinger. (via. luciferifilia)

[waknatious]

See how lucky we are to be writing fanfic for each other?

DO YOU SEE??????

community

it's about community. we're all here and we can just talk about it whenever we want... even right there on the website where it's published. we're so LUCKY.

[michellegun-deactivated20230629]

flirting with a tumblr girl is like ohh yeah girl your beauty is so. morguelike and your uh tendencies vampiric. cannibalistic even. well im not really sure about murder suicide yet but a dinner at cracker barrel sounds nice

[powerburial]

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

[the-vampire-lord777]

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

[powerburial]

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

[thegaymertrainer]

Howwww is this so good the damn talent

[ozcarr]

Obsessed with tiktoks of high school girls doing Steve Harvey cosplay. My favorite genre of video tbh

[bad-facsimile]

@ocerie

[aforlorngazeintoyesterday-deact]

doomed by the narrative but not to death. doomed to survive. doomed to stay alive inside the story. doomed to never escape the narrative, not even through death. you are allowed no exit. there is no way out for you and there never was. you couldn’t die if you wanted to. the narrative has a hold on you and it won’t let go. death is too sweet a doom for you. the story has something much worse in mind. there is no way out.

[automatopsy]

i love you came back wrong i love you failed clones i love you fractured former parts of a whole i love you wholes forced together from fragments i love you things that were people and people that were things

[automatopsy]

please keep tagging this with your ocs and blorbos i love you all so much

[milkshakecerise-deactivated2020]

#mood

[burts-baked-bees]

So my little brother likes the mask just as much as I do.

Welcome to a normal night in.