BAD LUCK *//

OC NAMED WOLFGANG CHARMING LOWE || WRITTEN BY OCTO/MARK

[phatabsorption-blog]

       It’s time to strap our boots on,                         This is a perfect day to die !               Wipe the blood out of our eyes,                              In this life there’s no surrender !

        Indie. Sel. Taishiro Toyomitsu                From BNHA!      Piggin’ Out with Wynn !!            Art Cred. Miracide!!

[catalyticboy-blog]

sometimes i think abt how wolfgang would body block for anyone. people he hates,doesnt know included.

[rpmemes-galore]

Forever — New York Kids  {Sentence Starters}

“I told him…”

“Go, I’ll be fine!”

“Me. Shoot me.”

“No judgements?”

“That’s admirable.”

“It’s better this way.”

“And, uh… well, I lied.”

“Fond of Chanel are we?”

“Anything interesting on it?”

“I used to be a gravedigger.”

“Everything seemed perfect.”

“Please… please, I’m a doctor.”

“How did you know to do that?”

“No… you drop YOUR weapon.”

“Over time, he just drifted away.”

“And I missed it because of you.”

“You can’t blame yourself for that.”

“Kids can be that way sometimes.”

“Well, look at how far you’ve come.”

“It’s not like he gave us any choice.”

“I can give you 500 dollars for all of it.”

“Well, we all have our secrets, don’t we?”

“And I found myself alone. Scared as hell.”

“We had to choose ourselves. Our futures.”

“I didn’t freeze, I fired. I shot him in the leg.”

“Asking nicely, yes. Shall I handle that part?”

“Drop your weapon! Drop your weapon, now!”

“None of us can choose our parents, can we?”

“Did you ever think of becoming a real doctor?”

“You’ll get past this. You must. Just give it time.”

“You live long enough, you learn a thing or two.”

“Body temperature’s spiked, he’s not breathing!”

“Slow down, use your words, what do you need?”

“Your self-preservation instinct seems nonexistent.”

“Well, sometimes what we don’t know doesn’t hurt us.”

“You guys would… you know, notice if I was abducted?”

“Using your weapon has to be instinct. Muscle memory.”

“You’ve always done the right thing. Don’t ever change.”

“You’re now someone who’s abduction would be noticed.”

“But, it’s the choices you make after those moments that count, right?”

“Well, in the heat of the moment, we all have the instinct for self-preservation.”

“As long as I live, I’ll always wonder if they might be alive if I’d joined that fight…”

“And don’t give me that  ‘ I’m the least judgemental person you’ll ever meet ‘ crap.”

“The worst part is, I don’t think even one of them lost a moment’s sleep over what they did.”

“There are things for all of us that even all the time in the world wouldn’t be able to erase.”

“In my experience, just because you’re a saint, doesn’t mean you don’t know any sinners.”

“And one thing living forever teaches you, is that your past, your secrets, mark you forever. Whether you like it or not.”

[princespirit]

❝  i guess i’d be a hero with sword and armor clashing ,   looking semi-dashing , a shield within my grip  ⸺ that’s who i’d be .     /     independent & highly selective multimuse roleplay blog .     ft .  characters from various cartoons/anime/shows/etc .     written by charming .     ©

[pridedrag-blog]

     Buy myself all of my favorite thing    ( yeah )             Been though some bad shit,   should be a sad bitch     Who woulda thought it’d turn me into a savage ?

                                                      Ind. Sel. Eric Theodore Cartman from South Park                                                                Spoiled by Wynn.                                   Art Cred preoprix

[catalyticboy-blog]

ctually like for a one liner

[catalyticboy-blog]

im very very sleepy bur imma try to do something???

[rpstartersinc]

this post includes dialogue spoilers for  DEADPOOL 2.  you’ve been warned.

           feel free to change pronouns / wording !

❝ what a dick ! ❞

❝ i took a catnap on twelve hundred gallons of high test fuel. ❞

❝ i’m gonna touch them all over. ❞

❝ i don’t speak cantonese. ❞

❝ i don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker. ❞

❝ do not go in there ! ❞

❝ oh god ! time out, time out ! ❞

❝ too exotic ? ❞

❝ i got blood right in my open eye ! ❞

❝ i’m so glad i left the kiddos at home. ❞

❝ that babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. ❞

❝ every good family film starts with a vicious murder, bambi, the lion king, saw seven. ❞

❝ listen, confidence isn’t something you have it’s something you create. ❞

❝ start the fucking car ! ❞

❝ i shit my pants. ❞

❝ i want to belong to something. ❞

❝ i want to become a contract killer. ❞

❝ i can’t wait to never speak of this. ❞

❝ oh, well that’s - that’s just the most beautiful thing i’ve ever - i don’t know what this is. ❞

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ kids, they give a chance to be better than we are, better than we used to be. ❞

❝ you are a lot smarter than i look. ❞

❝ thank god i didn’t have t’ use the cream cheese speader. ❞

❝ go home, you’ve been here for three days. ❞

❝ you know what FINE stands for ? fucked up, insecure, needy and emotional. ❞

❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞

❝ i thought you saw me with your ears. ❞

❝ can’t really live ‘til we’ve died a little. ❞ 

❝ what in the fuck knuckles is this ? ❞

❝ should’ve brought my rape whistle. ❞

❝ first off, i’m not even a virgin. ❞

❝ you always make it hard. ❞

❝ like beyoncé says, please, please stop cheating on me. ❞

❝ come quietly, or there will be trouble. ❞

❝ put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now ! ❞

❝ rules are meant to be broken. ❞ 

❝ those guys hurt you ? ❞

❝ i fight for what’s right. ❞

❝ you’re so dark ! are you sure you’re not from the dc universe ? ❞

❝ we need a secret code. ❞

❝ am i gettin’ catfished here or ? ❞

❝ isn’t that a little derivative ? ❞

❝ you’ve been chosen by a higher power. ❞

❝ never underestimate a man with a moustache. ❞

❝ he’s going in through the back ! oh god, he’s inside ! ❞

❝ i’d ask who you are but you’ll be dead in a second. ❞

❝ ooh. somebody knows … karate. ❞

❝ something is so terribly, terribly wrong. ❞

❝ i should’ve worn my white pants. ❞ 

❝ i’m gonna rip you in half now. ❞

❝ you’re not the revenge type. ❞

❝ wha’d’ you want me t’ say, huh ? ❞

❝ what’s ________ got that i don’t have ? ❞

❝ all i told him was everything he wanted to know. ❞

❝ is this apartment listed on tinder ? grindr ? ❞

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ 

❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞

❝ so what’s it gonna be, handsome ? ❞

❝ and that, is why you never eat a raw starfish. it’s just common sense. ❞

❝ i will bathe in the blood of your enemies. ❞

❝ boom ! spoiler alert. ❞

❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞

❝ you should never meet your heroes because honestly, he’s a bit of a dick. ❞

❝ i don’t deserve your friendship, or your help. ❞

❝ damn it feels good t’ be a gangster ! ❞

❝ it’s not a great analogy. ❞

❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna die without an audience. ❞

❝ is there a knife in my dick ? ❞

❝ what the fuck is dubstep ? ❞

[rpstartersinc]

    feel free to change pronouns / wording !

warning for bad language.

“ are you really sleeping ? ”

“ that was exciting. ”

“ hello ? i’m lost, and hurt. ”  

“ that’s fucked up. ”  

“ why must we suffer like this ? ”  

“ do you hate this world ? ”  

“ you gotta help me. ”  

“ we have to run. ”  

“ i thought you were dead. ”  

“ the first person who touches me loses their eyes. ”  

“ god doesn’t love you. ”  

“ i’m dreaming. or out of my fucking mind. ”  

“ and here i thought this couldn’t get any worse. ”  

“ seen too much to keep the faith. ”  

“ you really busted your head open, didn’t you ? ”  

“ you didn’t give me up to her. ”  

“ i will fear no man. ”  

“ i will be ravenous in my penance. ”  

“ i could climb that. just need something to stand on. ”  

“ you have to kill me. ”  

“ god hates vanity. ”  

“ this world will die screaming. ”  

“ maybe there’s another way around. ”  

“ unforgivable. ”  

“ this isn’t so bad. ”  

“ i know what you are. ”  

“ that wasn’t so bad, was it ? ”  

“ gotta stop the bleeding. ”  

“ i need you to stay calm. ”  

“ your weakness has damned us all. ”  

“ you deserve the hell you’ll get. ”  

“ you were jealous. ”  

“ you were frightened. ”  

“ i’m not putting a fucking toe in that water. ”  

“ i want to see your true face. ”  

“ you’re such a pushover. ”  

“ you don’t want to get in trouble, do you ? ”  

“ stay with me. ”      

“ i only want us to be friends. ”  

“ shame is a gift from god, to let you know right from wrong. ”  

“ what you want is very wrong. ”  

“ i don’t know what you think you saw. ”  

“ i won’t let them kill you. ”  

“ we have to get out of here. ”  

“ i need to lie down. ”  

“ fuck you ! and fuck your god ! ”  

“ it’s getting worse. ”

“ you need to lie down. ”  

“ there’s nothing there. ”  

“ so, like … is she your girlfriend ? ”

“ you’ve murdered paradise. ”  

“ god has gone silent. ”

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — CHAT QUOTES;

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“Maybe I’ll go outside and get buried in the snow.” “I took a nap and had a weird couch dream where it’s a reboot of the original Star Wars,  but everything is changed and Princess Leia shows up and starts shooting people.” “‘Cuz I’m yer commuter wife!” “Weeb is affecting me.” “Implying living three years is realistic.” “You should turn up the stomach slider for thicc skelly.” “I kept trying to tell my friend that they add dish soap to the bottom of the glass in beer commercials, but what came out of my mouth like five times was beer soap.” “You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack hatred.” “It’s a good game, Brent.” “My favourite part of Naruto is when one of the two dudes whose super power is to kick really hard almost beats to death a demi-god when nobody else could do shit by, you guessed it, kicking the demi-god really hard.” “This Chaldea ain’t big enough for the two of us."  “When will teleporters be a thing so I can just be in places instantly.” “These people are animals.” “I was going to make a joke but I realised it is too bad to say.” “Not awake enough to die, not asleep enough to rise. Is this the limbo?” “Get ready for an unbelievable amount of memes.” “Knife hat, knife hat, knife hat.” “Think about it. When you have two eyes, you have one mouth. So if you have one eye, you deserve two mouths. Cyclops need two mouths, which is why the Mapinguari is the only valid cryptid.” “I’d let the Japanese Military murder me on my own turf.” “God I wish animals other than mosquitoes, ants, and pigeons were real.” “You’re halfway to a chad. Certainly have the personality.” “You just need to eliminate more boyfriends and you’ll be set.” “I’m gonna fight you for false advertising.” “The fish has betrayed the fish.” “Join me in my cold, white grave, [name].” “Nuns are a good kink.” “Do you still think Glaives are the better knife on stick than spears you fucking heathen?” “Ok maybe a handful of toffee isn’t the best breakfast.” “Graphic design is my pain.” “Dwell not on the sadness, simply rejoice in those who attained happiness in the end.” “Men only want one thing and it’s DISGUSTING.” “Guys who look like this have a 150% chance at stealing your girl.” “Whips are indeed an excellent weapon, almost on par with axes.” “We should all acknowledge the supremacy of the Knife.” “Don’t lewd people who are worshiped by millions.” “You ever think about how gay this official art is?” "I’m here to fight monsters and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum"  “That how it be sometimes. She’s cute though so it’s fine.” “Looks incredibly homoerotic. Are they about to make out in a field of flowers?” “Humans can’t connect because they’re not real.” “Mornings are meant for sleeping in.” “Truly this is the cursed timeline.”

[catalyticboy-blog]

{ art by krypticboy }        i’m sorry if i scared you with my teenage sort of speech                        and i might just be human if that’s all that i can be,

                                                                                    LISTEN !!

[catalyticboy-blog]

{ art by krypticboy }        i'm sorry if i scared you with my teenage sort of speech                        and i might just be human if that's all that i can be,

                                                                                    LISTEN !!

[catalyticboy-blog]

just bc i really wanted to. SDCAIBCASD

[godhole]

@catalyticboy STOP,,, UR SO FUCKGIN CUTE

[catalyticboy-blog]

!!!!!

[catalyticboy-blog]

godhole‌:

                ❝   shut up, i’m a great shot.   ❞   he rolls his eyes, lazily tossing the apple in wolfgang’s direction.    ❝   if it makes you feel any better, i’ll use a padded arrow. ‘cuz you’re a huge coward.   ❞

   “I’m not a coward! You’re just smug!” Regardless, hands caught the apple against his chest. “I’m betting you’ll miss. But, fine, if you wanna be cocky, use real arrows. You’ll be the one crying if I die, you know!” Arrogance puffed in Wolfgang’s chest, already fired up because of the pretty boy. He’s really doing this, isn’t he? Man, being impulsive sure got him into some interesting things.

[catalyticboy-blog]

wolfgang probably: im droping hints i cant die wolfgang: i cant die

[catalyticboy-blog]

sometimes i think about wolfgang and his two older friends ( @ krypticboy and @ mysticboy ) are infamous around town bc they keep ending up at weird ass places. like, and i totally am vaguely quoting kyrie bc its my fav, on someones roof during a storm w a lightning rod.