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21 (He/Him/His) I come here to post cringe and reach temporary enlightenment.

[thuesdaynightdykelife]

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[emiliaclarke]

once again thinking about their size difference

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[cowboylikelil]

your unmarried aunt and her roommate of ten years

[meatdiaz]

absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

[chilewithcarnage]

[overlordraax]

[Image description: two panels of a character sitting at a table, internally thinking: "I should do that thing I like doing". Then in the next panel they are in the same pose, having not moved an inch. End ID]

[asliceofoceanmist]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[screenshotsofdespair]

[putrefae]

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[dryface]

屁孩*3

[daciancatamite]

[vincentpriceofficial]

sending someone a business email that says hello i’ve been writing a story about a guy getting abused and assaulted and humiliated and degraded and i was thinking about you the whole time. and the recipient of that email being like awesome. i want you to do it with your bare hands

[anteaten-deactivated20220228]

making bad posts to test the mutuals loyalty to me

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"