Cat Barf

Just a pile of Cat Barf in the corner.

[letmebegaytodd]

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

[letmebegaytodd]

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

[letmebegaytodd]

I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game

[letmebegaytodd]

For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

[inkary]

[toasterhusband]

Y’ALL THIS IS NOT HISTORICAL IT’S ABOUT A DICTATOR COSPLAYING AS CAESAR IN FALLOUT PLEASE

[pdfbabe]

I love when the music feels like it is hitting me with hammers

[nyancrimew]

the sickness got me acting like a victorian child

[nyancrimew]

in the sense that looking at a meme could probably kill me

[heart-locket-musicboxless]

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

Actual queer coding / metaphors ("Nimona is trans because her creator made her as a way to express his feelings as a trans person")

Vibes ("Link is genderless because I said so")

It's funny ("Phoenix Wright is asexual because he's the Ace Attorney")

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[what-even-is-thiss]

You ever taste your own cooking and go “Damn. I’m good at that” and then do a little dance?

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s perfectly normal behavior, btw. Because I said so.

[mysharona1987]

CNN Runs Gaza Coverage Past Jerusalem Team Operating Under Shadow of IDF Censor

The Jerusalem bureau has long reviewed all CNN stories relating to Israel and Palestine. Now, it’s helping shape the network’s coverage of t

[mysharona1987]

[rimonoroni]

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

[rimonoroni]

“of course this is the bare minimum amount of labor someone must perform to be a human being worthy of being alive! what do you think, rimon?” brother if i told you what i think about this your head would fucking explode.

[noknowshame]

Doctor Who Van Gogh episode except it’s Silver and he has a panic attack inside a Long John Silver’s fast food restaurant

[thurs-days]

[kiwifluid]

maybe a LEGO set will fix me

[kiwifluid]

i got a credit card for a reason

[kiwimuichiro]

"Aros aren't queer-" GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE GUILLOTINE

[ghibli-feminist-deactivated2024]

br fr. it's 1920. a man stands up and declares that he feels love for absolutely no one. how many people are gonna call him a "queer" for that? you can't reclaim a word that was never and will never be used against you

[daedor]

HEY FUCKER

ESTABLISHED TRADITIONS IN SEVERAL RELIGIOUS OR SOCIETAL CULTURES EXPECT MARRIAGE OF THOSE RAISED WITHIN IT

THAT'S A HETEROSEXUAL NORM,

🌸✨FUCKFACE✨🌸

[romysoph-deactivated20240121]

okay but can you stop formating your posts like you're twelve

[daedor]

Did not ask. Do not care. The block button is free and you still thought it was necessary to give your personal commentary. I'm not using MLA format or whatever you expect from me on my Tumblr.

I run my blog

however

the fuck

🌸✨ I want to ✨🌸

Because it's mine.

[only-tiktoks]

[gaytanic-panic]

that grey cat is so fucking smart i love her

[petermorwood]

You can almost hear "Okay, enough of this!" happening.

[arborealgargoyle]

if you watch too she decides to start breaking it right after she hit the top one on her last jump. like oh? you touch me?? well now i touch you!! *BITE BITE KILL KILL*

[whyenn-reader]

Cursed (amateur with knowledge of whats concidered excellent knowing exactly just how shit I am)

[tamarrud]

When you watch videos coming out of Gaza, you can almost always hear a buzzing sound in the background. This sound has been keeping Gazans under constant anxious state for almost 20 years.

The sound you hear comes from surveillance aircrafts that roam the skies of Gaza with three main purposes: specific strikes, guiding missiles and the obvious, tracking every move of the people in Gaza.

People call it الزنّانة (zannana) which is attributed to the sound it makes that is similar to the buzzing noise of mosquitoes.

The use of the Zannana by Israel has been ongoing for many years leading up to the current aggression and it is constantly going for 24 hours of the day nonstop. People have always reported suffering from insomnia, being anxious all the time because of the ongoing noise, inability to study and focus and a complete loss of privacy and feeling of safety. It has a foreboding effect on people given its historical use in Gaza.

Israel uses this surveillance aircraft to gather information and determine targets, while placing the people of Gaza in a constant state of distress. This is of course just another piece of Israel's ongoing psychological war that it imposes on Palestinians every day of their lives.

When you know you're being watched by an aircraft that has resulted in killing over 2000 people between the years 2000-2022 in Gaza, imagine the constant state of horror you'll be experiencing on a daily basis as it buzzes around you while you make your breakfast, go to school, or even try to go to sleep.

[madamepestilence]

2024 Bingo

Have a 2024 bingo card!

...hopefully this isn't an Apollo dodgeball moment

forgive me for the tag's y'all

[lilithtransrights]

Saying "cute trans person" is like saying "wet water"

[jedusaur]

reminder: if you're getting an intramuscular injection (e.g. a covid booster or flu shot) and you're above 200 lbs with estrogen-based body fat distribution or 260 lbs with testosterone-based body fat distribution, you should be requesting a 1.5-inch/38mm needle. you might want to print out this sheet and bring it with you, because I have had pharmacy employees blithely tell me the 1-inch needle is fine for everyone, and I find a clear directive from the CDC just makes life a little easier.

[jedusaur]

(this is one major reason why obesity is associated with so many negative health outcomes, btw—shit is not designed for us and providers are not educated about our needs, so we have to educate ourselves about appropriate care and then make special requests to receive that care just to get to the baseline chances of success straight-sized people have by default.)

[jmtorres]

thabk you so much "the cdc recommends" were magic words and they were absolutely gonna use a standard 1" on me