by her toe.

artemis. 22. cali.

[liartownusa]

Forbidden Fitness with Musclemancer Kraig Diabolucci VHS cover

[catchatiger]

@beastestboy 84 years and you still use the same emojis.

[catchatiger]

My dogs are acting like I've been gone for 30 years.

[catchatiger]

I think my nose is sunburned.

[oopsprompts]

“You wound me.” “This is the fourth time I try to kill you. Will you please take being stabbed a little more seriously for once?”

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[catchatiger]

Fiji is gorgeous and I'm really glad I'm going to be able to take at least half of the beach back home with me because I can't get the sand out of my shorts.

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[catchatiger]

A moment of silence for Garfield.

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[catchatiger]

@beastestboy Does she look like Beetlejuice?

[catchatiger]

@beastestboy Sneak onto the plane as a fly. I'm sure she would love that.

[catchatiger]

@beastestboy Take it up with Zatanna. I'm basically being kidnapped.

[felinoma]

[catchatiger]

4 years of college and all I got was this stupid diploma.

[hashtagparksandrec]

[skizzorlover-deactivated2018111]

house rules:

- no pants

- no heterosexuality

- u can drink from fancy glasses, but ONLY for nonalcoholic juices