i yam amphibious

hi im azile. im 32 and I hate talking about myself.

[mamaluigi]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[parakeet]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[phantomrose96]

Marriage license is so funny like hell yeah I have permission to drive this thang (husbamd)

[rhymeswithhazel]

so, I'm drunk which is the only reason I'm brave enough to recommend this but I just spent $10 to rebuy my favorite book from my mid-teens.

this version of Hamlet (and also genuinely this whole Shakespeare Manga Edition series) slays absolute penis/fucks severely. i genuinely and sincerely think if you struggle getting into Shakespeare that this is a really good avenue. Like, obviously, 2nd to watching live performance, but the manga version gives you a visual & emotional hit while letting you read/absorb text at a speed comfortable for you instead of trying to keep up w like... an actor if ur stupid in the way I am 💅

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Vintage ad endorsed by Andy Warhol.

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[teaboot]

At this point if anyone is trying to exclude anyone benignly pro-queer from a pro-queer space I'm just going to assume you're a fed or something idk like something something destabilize the movement from within or whatever

[triviallytrue]

every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of "star wars would be so good if it was good"

[gloriousmonsters]

when you're feeling full hater mode about a piece of media but you know one of your beloved mutuals enjoys it

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[shutyourmoustache]

When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

[party-gilmore]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[the-haiku-bot]

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[rhymeswithhazel]

I'm starting a collection

[rhymeswithhazel]

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[reasonsforhope]

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe