i yam amphibious

hi im azile. im 32 and I hate talking about myself.

[mamaluigi]

[viralfrog]

[cadaverpilled]

my excessive use of commas and my love of run on sentences is alluring and attractive to my readers

[lady-halibuts-chambers]

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[thememedaddy]

[harpertheidiot]

I saw a post like this recently so I'm making a classics version

Spin the wheel. This Greek mythological figure is trying to kill you

Spin the wheel again. This Greek mythological figure is trying to protect you

Are you surviving?

100% no, my corpse is desecrated

100% no, but I am given a proper burial

Yes, but with major injuries

Yes, but with minor injuries

100% yes, not a scratch on me

Other (explain in tags)

Voting ended onJul 21

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[whysosirris]

[my-dailydreams]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[allegedly-human]

don't let Mitch McConnel's state of undeath distract you from the fact that LINSDAY GRAHAM IS FUCKING DEAD

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

[remanence-of-love]